How To Gain Liberal Respect
By Pete Fisher (02/12/06)
I have been searching the online sites that are out there lampooning the Mohammed cartoon events around the world, some with the freedom of commentary within the sites from all readers.
I was not especially surprised at the Muslim responses; after all they feel their prophet was insulted. I mean, it’s ok to kill someone while screaming his name, just don't slap a picture of him in a newspaper with a bomb on his turban. I guess in all reality I should not have been too surprised at the liberal responses either, but one would think that those who live in an educated nation would reply in ways unlike the people who cry offended right now. But instead, they are blasting the press for the actions right alongside the Muslims. Other liberals are following his course of action by defending these riots worldwide. And now Jimmy Carter wants to give Hamas a chance to dialogue,
Now, when Jesus is mocked in Hollywood or in the liberals arts arena, the liberals just shrug it off and make inane claims that Christians bring it on themselves by practicing what they believe to be a medieval religion bent on forcing their morals on society. Yet now that buildings are being torched and people beginning to die because of a stupid cartoon, they jump on the bandwagon and begin once again to blame America and the other free nations of the world for flaming the fires that are burning around the world.
Many articles have been written detailing the resemblance between Islam and liberalism and why the Liberals sidle up to them and defend them so vehemently. Many comparisons are downright spooky, such as the brainwashing of ideals, the suppression of knowledge that is dangerous to the organizations, the mind set that their way and only their way is right and none other should be allowed. But can anyone please tell me how a stupid cartoon can cause this chaos on a global level with just a “small minority” of Muslims who subscribe to violence? And can anyone tell me why liberals would defend these actions in any way?
The leader of Iran just made a statement that America and Europe should pay for these cartoons in a bad way. My bet? Jimmy Carter will be the first one in Tehran trying to appease this madman who yells for genocide and slaughter. And the liberals here will be clapping their hands at the futile attempt at peace with a mentality and religion that knows no limits on blood. So how can those in America, Canada, and Europe get the same support and respect from our liberals? Our religion, prophet and God have already been slandered in vile ways by the liberal press and Hollywood. But we made one mistake. We never attacked.
Liberals are afraid of everything. They think they will dine on dog food when they age, they fear that everyone will not be sharing in the hard earned wages of those who have ambition and money, they fear that America has pushed the world aside and because we refuse to chat with terrorists and try to understand them, that we are inflaming the Muslims and liberals worldwide. In essence, they live in fear of about everything and God help us all if Medicare doesn't pay for liberal educated shrinks and counselors to help us all understand what is going on.
So because of this, they tend to side with any aggressor who has the ability to bring woes upon them. And in reality they fear Islam greatly. They may not be able to read after 12 years of public school, but they KNOW what they saw on TV. We cannot convince them otherwise if CNN or BBC puts out a story. After all, the press is only biased and corporately run if they air something that questions the liberal doctrines, right?
So I was thinking maybe we should follow the Islamic way of gaining liberal respect so we can finally live in peace with liberals. First we need to start attacking liberal interests with suicide bombs and leaving videotapes about how the oppressed Conservative people here have been so downtrodden. Then we need to catch a couple of nice, fat liberals (careful Michael Moore!) and cutting their heads off on live TV while blaming the liberals for their illegal occupation of our school systems and media.
Then we as a huge united world power need to start harassing some very small nation and claiming they stole our lands and won't let us live there after we sold our land to them. But California from L.A. to San Francisco should do nicely in a pinch. It is after all a liberal holy place and since they do not believe in a religious society it’s as close as we can get here. We need to use the words oppression and occupation a lot in everything we say. Liberals are used to being brainwashed and this is a good technique to get their attention fast.
We need to fly some airplanes into the SAG headquarters and the Hollywood sign and then declare a Holy War on liberals. This will cause great confusion and chaos in the liberals, as they have no reason to think anyone would want to harm them of course. Then we need to protest with signs that say “Death to Liberals” and “Mutilate those who offended the White House!” and begin burning cars and buildings.
Because liberals disavow gun use, they will begin to sweat, as the Great Satan that they claim occupies the White House will not come to save them. But why would they run to Bush, after all to them he is an idiot, a shrub, a monkey to them, so they will run to one of their great icons of liberalism, Jimmy Carter. Now I figure it took a year and a half for Mister Peanut to unsuccessfully negotiate the hostage release from Iran. I figure it can take at least another 2 years for the U.N. to make any small decision on the matter. In the meantime we can continue our rampage in California by stealing their lands and giving them over to Conservatives. We can rip down their holy places, and build businesses. Oh the horror! A business that will bring to ruin those who refuse to work!
We will wipe out the sidewalk in front of the Chinese theater and place the names of all those who died under the hands of Islam and U.N. sanctions that never worked. We will have the same time Saddam had as the U.N. keeps their forces out of the area while we commit liberal genocide, and we can import a few people from Rwanda to help us with this one.
All the while, we will have discourse with the liberals and tell them that they are offensive to us and it is completely their fault that we are angry and must attack them. And as with all terrorist dictators and ruthless leaders, we will have the liberals making concessions in no time. They will hold candlelight vigils for us; they will get all of their musicians and actors together to raise money to create more places of dialogue and the victory is ours.
I have no idea why we sit and watch these people defame America and defend our enemies. This is usually called treason. Cindy Sheehan became the political puppet Chavez, and a few days later he said he was going to stop all oil flow to America. We should bill her for this. Jimmy Carter wants to let Hamas prove themselves to the world and allow our tax money to continue flowing into their filthy blood stained hands. After Sean Penn and other Human Shields went to Iraq, they should have been stripped of citizenship and allowed to live among their oppressed friends. After they found that Saddam was actually going to USE them as shields, it must have looked like a rerun of Gilligan’s Island with the scrambling in Baghdad that day. They only protest when no real danger is evident, and they cannot stand and fight when THEY are in danger of being harmed. Very similar to the Bin Laden Syndrome where they are never the ones strapping on the bombs, not when they have thousands of children and women to do it for them.
I figure the liberals will blame themselves, and our upbringing for the oppression they bought upon us, and within short time they will desire to appease us, buy copies of the RNC Charter in order to understand us better, and become as us as long as we stop the attacks and protests. We can kill a couple birds with one stone here folks, and allow America to continue as a land of freedom and strength devoid of those within who weaken us with their inability to place blame where it belongs.
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