TOXIC GAS ATTACK AND THREATENED MISSILE LAUNCH
By Resa LaRu Kirkland (06/20/06)
Al Qaeda, North Korea, and THE Commercial - It was a weekend of big news stories. The Hippy Press was forced to report on the 2003 planned gas attack on New York’s subway system that was abandoned after Osama's right hand man Ayman al-Zawahiri decided that it just wouldn't kill enough innocent people. I'm sure it was all that the NY Times could take just to write the words that might indicate that the War on Terror is positively justified, especially when it was revealed that the cyanide gas they were intending to use was hauntingly reminiscent of the gas Hitler used to get rid of 6 million Jews and 5 million others. NY Times must be praying - oops, strike that - must be pacing back and forth in the hope that others don't make the eerie connection between the two, and come to the conclusion that it was NO coincidence. If your goal is to "wipe Israel from the map," - and, of course, the nation that aided and abetted in the restoration of the state of Israel. - it is best to take your lessons from the only man in history who actually came close.
Talk about your “little Eichmans.”
Then there was the news that our favorite Little Dictator—Lil’ Dic for short—Kim Jong Il is preparing to test fire his “new” long range missile the Taepo Dong 2. (You’re about to find out why I used italics.) By the mega sweat of our own strategists, you would think it hadn’t already happened. Yeah, you heard right. In January. Three years ago. I wrote about it then. The article was entitled, DE(a)R LEADER HAS LANDED, and it revealed the fact that parts of a North Korean made Taepo Dong 2 were found along the coast of Alaska; that’s Alaska, America. The most disturbing fact in 2003 was that almost no one in America picked up the story, and that according to quotes within our own intelligence, we had “underrated Pyongyang’s missile capabilities.” And now, no matter which article you read, you will not find a single mention of the 2003 test, but plenty of “wondering” what Lil’ Dic’s intentions are.
Way to stay on top, guys. How you manage to do that while being blind to the obvious is downright inspiring.
Toxic gas and long range missiles. Wow. Who could ask for anything more?
And then there was THE COMMERCIAL. Have you seen it yet? If you have, then you know exactly what I’m talking about. If you haven’t, here’s the rundown.
An upper scale restaurant, loaded with a perfectly diverse crowd—blacks and browns and Asians, oh my!—during a hectic lunch break, and one man—guess what race he was?—who complains loudly because his Mexican waiter keeps messing up his order. He shouts out to the utter Pearl Harbor-esque horror of his fellow, and far more enlightened, lunchers words such as “Hey Amigo!” and “I wanted whole wheat-o!” and “Did you hear me Pedro?” Finally a nice manager brings him the proper order, apologizing for his repeated inconvenience as he turns to another patron and says, “They want to come to this country and serve us, the least they could do is learn English, you know what I mean?”
Well, you’d think he’d just muttered “Stalin’s Super!” or “Praise Pol Pot!” from the deathly quiet reaction of the entire restaurant. Everyone stared at him with their oh-so-better-than-you stony silence, thoroughly and completely appalled as the excruciating silence filled the room. The tension was broken only by the OTHER white meat—I mean, guy—who says, “No, I don’t know what you mean. Have a nice lunch.”
Apparently, he didn’t understand English any better than “Pedro” did.
The message? How dare you demand that services you pay for be A: accurate and B: in English. This is America, after all! You have one helluva nerve, you fat, rich, racist American.
The obviously progressive and elitist folks staring him down in a clearly humiliating glare returned to their meals only after the ugly American was put in his place and properly mortified.
And no, I’m not making this up. It would seem that not only have our elected representatives defied us by choosing amnesty and third world status for the United States of the North American Continent, but they have enlisted groups out there to help brainwash us into compliance by making us all too afraid to speak the truth out loud. After all, an emotional response disarming the logic center of the brain is the lynch pin of communism and hippies, and the commercial was all of that in polished form and Politically Castrated glory. If you even think of speaking out against us—not even doing anything, just speaking—you will pay.
It was also the perfect illustration of how the left really does see themselves: better than everyone else. Better than middle America, better than the blue collar and redneck, who together still don’t make up their purple royalty, ivy league licking, elitist we-know-better-than-you, white man’s burden of guilt played out in sync with every bit of PC “who are we to demand brown people speak white language?” mantra they can’t pay homage to nearly enough mentality? I’ve never doubted that what I saw in that commercial was truly how they view themselves. But to see it laid out and played out with such nipped, tucked and botoxed faces, smug and phony with their revulsion was even more disgusting than my own fertile imagination had ever created.
Hmmm….they probably would have been less offended if The White Guy had praised Stalin and Pol Pot. Since hippies mirror their tactics, how long is it before we’re watching parades with mammoth pictures of these great leaders heading down Pennsylvania Avenue, bouncing along to perfectly aligned goose steps and 45 degree angled arms? Hippies love a good propaganda parade almost as much as they love commies, dead or living.
Who is there to save us from their toxic gas?
Almost makes you anxious for the Taepo Dong 2 to get here, doesn’t it? Well, don’t worry; our leaders are too busy teaching us Rednecks how wrong it is to keep America to ourselves when there are millions of illegals—criminals—out there who need to expand their horizons. They simply don’t have the time—or inclination—to give their full attention to such frivolities as millions of legal Americans dying from a gas or missile attack.
After all, there’s millions more where they came from. Well, maybe not where they came from, but certainly millions more.
Keep the faith, bros, and in all things courage.
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