Malaysian Malaise
By Irwin N. Graulich (10/29/03)
How did the Prime Minister of Malaysia uncover the great "Jewish" secret? That clandestine operation in the basement of Hebrew Schools worldwide behind double double locked doors, where little Jewish boys and girls are given the course entitled "World Control 101." Jews have been sworn to secrecy for millennia, promising never to disclose this highly classified information. Presently, there is a comprehensive internal investigation now under way to uncover the traitor or collaborator.
"Today, Jews rule the world by proxy. They survived 2000 years of pogroms, not by hitting back, but by thinking," stated Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad quite belligerently. He carefully explained, "The Jews gained control of the most powerful countries and have become a world power." A resounding standing ovation followed from the Organization of Islamic Conference world leaders.
The fact remains that it is quite difficult to explain how a few million Jews have defeated 1.3 billion Muslims intellectually, technologically, financially, religiously, militarily and of course morally. What else is really left to accomplish?
Although the mighty 77 year old leader concluded that "Muslims should unite for a final victory," the actual triumph appears to have already been accomplished by the West's Christians, Jews and Secularists. How embarrassing for a head of state named after the prophet Mohamad.
Criticism of Mahathir's deranged ideas was surprisingly mild throughout the Western world community. After all, this was not some little diplomat comparing Israel to "feces" at a classy dinner party. However, President Bush certainly missed a golden opportunity to virtually insure victory in the 2004 election.
Americans love their heroes to stand up to bad guys. From John Wayne to Dirty Harry to James Bond, love for the physical destruction of evil is a value. When Saddam's sons were on the coroner's table getting plastic surgery for a bizarre media event, there was joy and dancing in Times Square.
Had George W. Bush moseyed over to Prime Minister Mahathir in public instead of private, and given him a good Texas whuppin', Iran, Libya and Syria would have immediately destroyed their WMD plans. When will the decent world leaders stop repeating Chamberlain's mistakes of talking and negotiating? That course of action has no place at an evil table.
This Malaysian impotent potentate ran a 22 year dictatorship and had the chutzpah to criticize America, Australia and Great Britain on a regular basis. His only claim to fame was a brief economic success with the Malaysian economy which ultimately went south. He joins the ranks of progressives like Adolf Hitler who also had short lived economic victories.
Since the world's 1.3 billion Muslims are living with virtual economic failure, it is no wonder that someone who now blames the Jews and the West for all their failures is taken seriously. It must be difficult for over a billion people in the Middle East and Asia to look in the mirror and see the true reasons for their problems. Blaming others for their own shortcomings is a child-like quality of most despicable countries.
Even worse than one dimwit prime minister, is an auditorium filled with 126 comparable heads of state who lead 57 other Muslim nations, all applauding the Malaysian diatribes. Watching respectfully from behind was Kofi Anan, whose silence was certainly deafening. Especially notable was Hamid Karzi, who called the speech "very correct." The American administration should end his Secret Service detail immediately. And we heard noises from the Pharaoh-like Egyptian Foreign Minister, Ahmed Maher who added his expert analysis of the speech as "a very, very wise assessment."
Although Dr. Mahathir criticized the "damned militant (Muslim) violence in the Middles East as futile because it has not accomplished anything....i.e. for well over half a century we have fought over Palestine...and achieved nothing," the implication is obvious. The militant violence was not wrong morally; it was wrong only because it failed to accomplish its ultimate goal.
As the Prime Minister's voice rose with excitement, he explained through a most brilliant insight that, "Of course the Jews rule the world. Look at America. They control all the companies. The politicians need their money, so they support Israel." How did Mahathir Mohamad find out about Bill Gates' Bar Mitzvah party and Warren Buffet's bris (Jewish circumcision/covenant)?
This is further proof that......
The writer of this piece was not able to complete this article on deadline. He has been called to a meeting with President Bush and has Donald Rumsfeld and Conde Rice on his cell phone asking advice about Afghanistan and Iraq. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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