NOTICE: Major Organization Is Hiring In Massive Numbers
By Malcolm Hedges (12/19/08)
Estimates are that the number of new hires will be in the millions. The new CEO has suggested as many as 5,000,000 will be needed to support the pending expansion.
All positions offer excellent health benefits, superb vacation packages and well above average base compensation. Many positions are "unionized" thus shielding the worker from having to actually do any work during shifts.
Individuals hired will be required to hang around and show up to hang around more than 50% of the time.
NOTE: Any exhibitions of ability, efficiency or productivity will cause the employee to be subject to investigation and possible termination.
All candidates must affirm they believe in and worship Socialism.
Likewise all candidates will be required to sign an acknowledgment that their employment may require service in areas with oppressive political, social and weather climates.
Not disclosed is that the 'organization" anticipates general bankruptcy and an abrupt shut down in from 1 to 4 years.
But who would pass up a high paying job with great benefits which rejected work demands being placed on the employee?
The Obamanation needs you!
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