The Most Dangerous Terrorist Group
By Irwin N. Graulich (08/11/05)
Al Qaeda and Hamas are amateurs by comparison. Islamic Jihad and Hizbollah engage in child's play compared to this "group." So who are they?
All kidding aside, the greatest danger to our society comes from Trial Lawyers and their associate umbrella group, the ACLU, who have managed to make terrorism into a legal art. Instead of using bombs to blow up innocents, they use the law to blow up people's lives from the inside out.
Even more frightening is the fact that this band of legal terrorists almost infiltrated The White House in 2004 by disguising one of their own, "Pretty Boy Osama" Edwards as an honest (sic) politician. Check out the numerous lawsuits where he conveniently blamed physicians for a variety of events including patient suicides and an infant's cerebral palsy, proving once again a trial lawyer's deep seated belief that they are right there advising God himself.
John Edwards and his Legal Martyrs Brigade believe that fighting rich people and wealthy corporations is more important than virtually anything else. It is truly amazing how law school graduates from UNC to NYU to Harvard all seem to have been fed with the same breast milk of Marxism.
Let's be clear. Lawyers upholding the law are absolutely necessary and quite important to a functioning democracy, as are police carrying guns. However, in the hands of irresponsible practitioners, both guns and briefcases with legal documents become deadly weapons. When a Juris Doctor becomes a hit man for hire, they turn into idol worshippers of the law initiating lawsuits, which in reality are lottery tickets for hopeful clients.
Since when is it the obligation of a lawyer to utilize his or her God given talents in order to dream up false scenarios on behalf of their clients. Joseph Goebbels would be proud of the way many legal practitioners spin the truth using so-called expert witnesses to swear on a stack of Bibles that their position is correct. Sadly, we all know that both sides can "purchase" equally credible professional testimony. Talk about propaganda...
The result of such shenanigans allowed a former football player and wife murderer to resume his golf game. No wonder Johnnie Cochrane died an early death. The Lord certainly works in surprising ways. Watch out Shapiro!
Law schools teach lawyers how to reprogram their brains to think legally and not morally. These scoundrels in Brooks Brothers "suits" never ask, What is the result of my actions? How will these malpractice lawsuits hurt the medical industry, doctors, the little guy who's insurance skyrockets, marital couples going through already traumatic divorces, etc. What are the consequences of suing every company with deep pockets from McDonald's to Merck to GM? How will the children suffer by suing for the dog and every last nickel?
To quote a famous philosopher, "First the lawyers sued the tobacco companies. But I didn't care, because I wasn't a tobacco company. Then they sued the food companies. But I didn't care, because I wasn't part of the food industry. Then they came after the car manufacturers, the drug companies, the hospitals and the doctors. But I didn't care because I wasn't part of any of these businesses. Then they came after me...and there was no one left to stop them. And I had nothing to eat, drink, smoke, drive and no one to treat my illnesses."
These lawsuits have become a WMD launched on American society using ingredients like the insanity excuse as enrichment fodder to produce uranium laced legal decisions. Trial lawyers are obviously much more dangerous to our society than cigarettes and second hand smoke, a totally legal industry they helped destroy.
So how do these otherwise intelligent men and women hide their evil deeds and find favor in people's eyes. In the same manner as Hamas...by adding a social aspect to their outrageous main activity. While Hamas gives out welfare benefits and helps fund school programs, lawyers hide on Boards of hospitals, museums, children's institutions, etc. doing pro bono work.
The more one sees themselves as being responsible for their own actions, the less chance they will hire a legal gunslinger with an gold initialed leather briefcase. The more individuals see themselves as victims, the more they will vote for Mr. Edwards party. Coincidentally, the group that is the largest contributor to the Democratic party are those same trial lawyers. It is no wonder that Republicans generally say, "Hey mister. You are responsible for slipping on that banana peel," while Democrats say, "No sir; he fell because Ronald Reagan threw it there!"
So now we have people spending their money irresponsibly, even gambling it away with lawyers screaming bankruptcy; a legal tactic that harms decent, honest businesses. The company that made breast implants has gone out of business because of lawyers, while pharmaceutical manufacturers, the industry that has made the greatest contribution to our health and longevity, is beginning to worry about their legal future and viability.
Drug companies have saved more lives and trial lawyers have ruined more lives than any other groups in America. These practitioners of Constitutional spin have shed a brand new light on the concept of crime, by finding more excuses for why people are not guilty of murder, rape and robbery.
Yet they think their tactics are appropriate because their motives are pure. Help the poor criminal who grew up in a housing project, did not have a father and was abused. Using that type of logic, there is no one alive who should be found guilty of any crime, since everyone had some sort of difficulty during childhood.
Lawyers are truly the vultures of our society. The only difference being that vultures wait until their prey is dead before eating it, while trial lawyers first eat their prey before going on to destroy it. Joining forces with their partners in crime, activist judges, these legal fanatics say they love the Constitution even before their love of America. That is akin to saying that you love your marriage contract even before your wife.
It is amazing that the leading legal professional organization, the American Civil Liberties Union, is quite similar to the Taliban who blew up harmless ancient Buddhist statues using grenade launchers. The ACLU launched legal maneuvers to blow up "The Ten Commandments" from public buildings because they saw a 3300 year old law like "Thou Shall Not Murder" as a similar threat as their fellow terrorists viewed 12th century stone carvings.
The ACLU is no different than The March of Dimes which helped fight polio and won. In America, there is so much freedom (except on college campuses where the left rules), that the ACLU has become irrelevant and should simply go out of business. Instead, these ACLU terrorists are now finding excuses for not allowing fellow terrorists' bags to be searched on New York City subways.
Speaking of New York, it turns out that lawyers for the Department of Defense did not permit special forces to provide the FBI with information on Mohammed Atta pre 9/11, because of another clever legal terrorist aiding tactic. How sad.
Most Americans know that it is truly an honor to be an American. So why is it that our government is so messed up? Ask yourselves, what does virtually every senator and congressman/congresswoman have in common? Hey, they are almost all lawyers with different types of brains and morals than the rest of us. America and the world would be in much better shape if laws were passed by real people with real jobs and real life experiences like engineers, storekeepers, teachers, salespeople, dentists and sanitation workers, not Stepford humans who have an entirely different veltenshaft.
No wonder William Shakespeare wrote, "Kill all the lawyers."
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