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US troops informed that Iran conflict foretold as divine plan
Published March 5, 2026
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This satirical trading card highlights the absurdity of using divine prophecy to justify military actions, depicting a crazed general heralding chaos as a divine plan.
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A report by watchdog group informs that US troops have been told that a potential conflict with Iran is 'God's plan' to bring about Armageddon. This statement has sparked controversy and concerns about the influence of religious rhetoric in military operations.
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