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Trading card depicting 'Alerton Alien', a grotesque alien looking shocked, with a warped head and slime-dripping, amid panicked Brazilians clutching glowing phones under a saucer-dotted sky.
#825

Alerton Alien

Brazilians Shocked by Alien Invasion Alerts on Phones

Jun 21, 2026

A grotesque zombie 'Romero Ron' with a huge head, bloodshot eyes, and slime dripping mouth tries to kiss a startled nurse in a chaotic hospital setting.
#822

Romero Ron

NYC Man Wakes from Dead, Attempts Kiss as First Act

Jun 19, 2026

A bizarre trading card depicting Crocodile Connor with an oversized head and sickly grin, holding a toddler over a leaping crocodile in a chaotic zoo scene.
#820

Crocodile Connor

Man Arrested for Tossing Toddler into Zoo Crocodile Enclosure

Jun 18, 2026

A cartoonish depiction of 'Stumblebuck Steve', a blundering barista with a coffee cup stuck on his head. Chaos ensues around him with spilled coffee, scattered beans, and apology notes.
#813

Stumblebuck Steve

Starbucks Korea Shuts Down for History Lesson Following 'Tank Day' Fiasco

Jun 16, 2026

A grotesque park ranger named Slimy Simon standing in an algae-filled Reflecting Pool, covered in green slime, with distorted buildings in the background.
#812

Slimy Simon

Persistent Algae Troubles Plague Washington's Reflecting Pool

Jun 16, 2026

Grotesque cartoon elephant in GOP suit spraying urine at Texas Republican Convention.
#806

Elephantine Ernest

Live Elephant Causes Uproar at Texas GOP Convention

Jun 14, 2026

A grotesque pot shop clerk with a bong resembling the World Cup trophy, amidst a chaotic backdrop of cluttered soccer balls and smoke.
#804

Toke Trophy Ted

FIFA Orders Toronto Shop to Cease Bong Sales Resembling World Cup Trophy

Jun 13, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Parched Paddy', depicting a Scotsman with an empty beer mug and bagpipes foaming with beer, surrounded by airplane chaos.
#800

Parched Paddy

Scottish Travelers Face Beer Shortage During US Trip

Jun 12, 2026

A grotesque character named Cultist Chris, resembling a devilish figure with exaggerated features, holds a marriage contract and sprinkles garlic into pasta in a chaotic Olive Garden.
#796

Cultist Chris

Maine Man Charged with Forced Marriage and Satanic Ritual at Olive Garden

Jun 10, 2026

Grotesque character Ignition Ike stands amid firework chaos, head like a lit firecracker, smoke and flames surround him on a dark highway.
#791

Ignition Ike

Firework-Laden Trailer Ignites on Tennessee Highway

Jun 9, 2026

A comically exaggerated Boy Scout named 'Scouting Sam,' with bulging eyes and a cartoonishly oversized missile labeled '$500k Oops!' amidst chaotic debris.
#788

Scouting Sam

Pentagon's $500,000 Boy Scout Balloon Blunder Revealed

Jun 8, 2026

A cartoonish, grotesque depiction of 'Self-Law Stan' in a chaotic courtroom with law scribbles and a crayon-laminated license plate.
#787

Self-Law Stan

Man Claims Laws Don't Apply Over Fake License Plate Incident

Jun 7, 2026

Grotesque bear with massive brain, crazed eyes, in tattered lab coat holding cracked window frame amid chaotic scene.
#783

Brainy Barry

Elusive Japanese Bear Embarks on Clever Rampage

Jun 6, 2026

A grotesque parody of 'Mayor Shea' with bulging eyes, oversized ears wearing a top hat, standing amid dilapidated houses with a model data center spewing fumes.
#780

Mayor Shea

Shelbyville Mayor Sparks Outrage with Remarks on Renters Opposing Data Centers

Jun 6, 2026

A grotesque comedic illustration of 'Yeasty Yvonne', a mummy holding sourdough with ancient bread hieroglyphs.
#776

Yeasty Yvonne

Ancient Yeast Revived from Iceman Mummy to Bake Sourdough Bread

Jun 4, 2026

Grotesque skeletal bus driver 'Hel-road Harry' maniacally steering a 666 bus, surrounded by hell-themed chaos and tiny demons inside the bus.
#770

Hel-road Harry

Poland Revives Infamous ‘Highway to Hel’ 666 Bus Route for Tourists

Jun 1, 2026

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