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A grotesque character named Lotto Louie with a lottery ticket face, exploding money, and a mocking, living ticket. Set in a chaotic lottery office.
New#993

Lotto Louie

Powerball Prize Soars to $1 Billion After No Big Winner

Aug 11, 2026

A comically grotesque marmot poses with a smartphone on a pile of papers. Dollar bills float around as it broadcasts its OnlyFans parody.
New#986

OnlyMarm Melvin

Marmots Turn to OnlyFans for Research Funding

Aug 10, 2026

A grotesque, exaggerated Burger King character crushing a Wendy's cup, holding a dripping Whopper, in a fast-food battlefield setting.
#981

Burger Kingpin

Burger King Surpasses Wendy's in American Burger Wars

Aug 8, 2026

A grotesque Dogecoin Shiba Inu mascot in a business suit on a shaky pile of coins, with a slimy whistle and bursting dollar bills, symbolizing financial deceit.
#979

Deceptive Doge

Watchdog Reveals Exaggeration in Dogecoin's Claim of $110bn Savings

Aug 8, 2026

Trading card showing Blowtorch Blanche, a grotesque figure with a massive head, melting a 'Trump Fund' piñata with a blowtorch, documents and money flying everywhere.
#964

Blowtorch Blanche

Blanche Nearing Confirmation After Destroying Trump's Fund

Aug 4, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Trump with oil barrel head, holding a gas nozzle pouring money, surrounded by oil rigs and CEO vultures.
#963

Pump Pricey

Trump Demands Lower Gas Prices From Profitable Oil Companies

Aug 4, 2026

A grotesque Texas figure with a huge cowboy hat, ticker-tape lasso, and oil-stained shirt dwarfed by Wall Street symbolism.
#962

Tex Cash

Texas Financial Boom Attempts to Rival New York

Aug 4, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump with a trumpet-shaped head, spewing digital and dollar bills, surrounded by greedy bankers in a cluttered boardroom.
#954

Trumpet Trump

Trump Profits by Selling Early Access to Market-Moving Truth Social Posts

Aug 2, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump as a prospector, clutching a rare earth crystal, with a mutant grin and bulging eyes. Satirical illustration.
#952

Prospector Donald

US Plans to Tap Ukraine's Rare Earth Deposits, Says Trump

Aug 1, 2026

A grotesque illustration of 'Prohibition Paulie', a bureaucrat with vapor-like hair and oversized features shutting down a 'THC Emporium'.
#946

Prohibition Paulie

Texas THC Ban Commences: Products Phased Out by November

Jul 31, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids style caricature of Cracker Barrel CEO with a head shaped like a cracker, holding an exploded barrel with logos and Trump head inside, surrounded by mini customers and burst cracker pieces.
#941

Crackdown Cracker Julie

Cracker Barrel CEO Resignation Follows Logo Fiasco

Jul 29, 2026

A grotesque character, Pricey Patty, in a chaotic grocery aisle overwhelmed by high prices, with exaggerated features, drooling and sweating in disbelief.
#934

Pricey Patty

American Grocery Shopping Habits Shift Amidst 50-Year High Price Jumps

Jul 25, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Trump as a pilot on a patchwork Air Force One spitting money, holding taxpayer dollars, with a chaotic sky and confused proxies below.
#932

Flyin' Donald

Rushed Effort to Secure Trump's New Air Force One Amidst Security Threats

Jul 25, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Passport Percy', an anthropomorphic US passport with exaggeratedly droopy features, holding a massive 'DENIED' stamper amidst airport chaos.
#923

Passport Percy

US Passport Power Plummets in Global Ranking

Jul 22, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Andy Burnham with oversized features, a newsboy cap, large oil drill, and mini King Charles perched on his shoulder, against a stormy Buckingham Palace.
#915

Blundering Burnham

Andy Burnham Becomes UK's 7th Prime Minister in a Decade

Jul 20, 2026

A grotesquely illustrated Trump-shaped coin with exaggerated features and a chaotic, comedic treasury scene.
#910

Legal Tender Trumpo

Trump's $1 Commemorative Coin Causes Legal Stir

Jul 18, 2026

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