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A grotesque caricature of John Cafaro puffing a cigar, with an overfilled briefcase, at the Lincoln Memorial pool packed with rubber ducks.
#828

Cunning Cafaro

Cigar-Puffing Trump Crony Lands Million-Dollar Memorial Contract

Jun 21, 2026

A cartoonish depiction of 'Stumblebuck Steve', a blundering barista with a coffee cup stuck on his head. Chaos ensues around him with spilled coffee, scattered beans, and apology notes.
#813

Stumblebuck Steve

Starbucks Korea Shuts Down for History Lesson Following 'Tank Day' Fiasco

Jun 16, 2026

A grotesque pot shop clerk with a bong resembling the World Cup trophy, amidst a chaotic backdrop of cluttered soccer balls and smoke.
#804

Toke Trophy Ted

FIFA Orders Toronto Shop to Cease Bong Sales Resembling World Cup Trophy

Jun 13, 2026

A comical card of 'Chocolate Chip Chuck', a scammer tricked into accepting chocolate coins instead of gold. Grotesque features, surrounded by chocolate coins.
#801

Chocolate Chip Chuck

Accused Scammer Receives Chocolate Coins Instead of Gold

Jun 12, 2026

Grotesque SpaceX executive 'Rocket Rich' with a rocket-shaped head, money flying from his mouth, standing on bankers with 'Junior Role' papers.
#798

Rocket Rich

SpaceX IPO Sparks Greed Frenzy Among Executives and Banks

Jun 11, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Jared Kushner with a flamingo head, resort outfit, and protest scene background. There's chaos around with protestors and pink slime.
#778

Fumbling Flamingo Kushner

Albania's 'Flamingo Revolution' Turns Heat on Kushner's Resort Plans

Jun 5, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Warlike Wally', a grotesque defense contractor holding a sparking weapon amid maps and dollar explosions.
#775

Warlike Wally

Anduril's War Games: The Risks of Unproven Weaponry in Indo-Pacific

Jun 3, 2026

A comically grotesque character, resembling a gummy bear, is stuck in a toilet with a pained expression, clutching a bag labeled 'Trader Joe's Gutsy Gummies'.
#740

Gassy Gus

Trader Joe's Gummy Candy Causes Digestive Distress

May 23, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring 'Cocaine Kardashian' with exaggerated features, underwear stuffed with white powder, in a chaotic customs scene.
#725

Cocaine Kardashian

UK Police Discover Cocaine Worth $9.3M Hidden in Kim Kardashian's Underwear Line

May 19, 2026

A grotesque caricature of President Trump as 'CEO Chief Trump' with exaggerated features, cash, and a 'DEAL' stamp amid chaotic Chinese-themed background.
#717

CEO Chief Trump

Trump's Quirky Diplomacy: Deals of Unusual Nature

May 18, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Ballroom Bobbie', a politician frantically trying to save a ballroom sinking in a pile of cash on a chaotic Senate floor.
#716

Ballroom Bobbie

Senate Rules Against Funding for Trump's Ballroom in Budget Bill

May 17, 2026

A grotesque figure called 'Immortal Icarus' injects an immortality serum, amidst money spilling, peeling band-aids, and cluttered lab failures.
#707

Immortal Icarus

Man Spends Millions Chasing Immortality to Mixed Reactions

May 16, 2026

Cartoonish trading card of a Trump-headed skyscraper with spewing green gas, surrounded by Australian animals and a 'SCRAPPED' sign.
#698

Toppled Tower Trump

Australian Trump Tower Abandoned Due to Brand Image

May 13, 2026

A grotesque caricature of e.l.f. Cosmetics co-founder Scott Vincent Borba as a priest, clutching a huge cross, with a halo of dollar bills and makeup-stained robe.
#697

Pious Vincent

e.l.f. Cosmetics Founder Becomes Catholic Priest, Trades Fortune for Faith

May 13, 2026

A trading card shows 'Glaze Graeme', an exaggerated doughnut boy with a Krispy Kreme head, messy face and uniform, holding an orange dreamsicle doughnut.
#692

Glaze Graeme

Krispy Kreme Unveils Limited Edition Orange Dreamsicle Doughnut

May 12, 2026

Trading card of GameStop CEO as 'Bidder Baffler Brett' with exaggerated features holding a melting eBay sign, dollar bills flying out, and a chaotic background.
#683

Bidder Baffler Brett

GameStop CEO's eBay Account Reinstated Amid Takeover Bid Stunt

May 9, 2026

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