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A grotesque Russian businessman with an oversized head, dripping with slime and holding a money sack labeled 'Trump'. A tiny ballroom sits atop his head, with an absurdly opulent background.
New#1191

Ballroom Boris

Russian Businessman's Funding Sparks Controversy Over Trump Ballroom

Oct 3, 2026

Grotesque cartoon character 'Milkless Mitch', with bloated cheeks and moldy skin, holds broken milk and whiskey props against a border wall background.
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Milkless Mitch

US Ban on Canadian Dairy and Liquor Products Takes Effect

Sep 29, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump sleeping at a podium with a steel girder as a mic, surrounded by cartoon steel plants and snooze imagery.
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Trump Snooze

Trump Falls Asleep After Announcing a New Steel Plant

Sep 29, 2026

A grotesque character wearing massive VR glasses with exaggerated features, surrounded by outlandish holograms and cluttered tech gadgets.
#1170

Goggle Greg

Meta's VR Glasses Rival Vision Pro and Lead AI Gadget Race

Sep 28, 2026

A grotesque hawk with human features named 'Eliminator El Charro' holds a tool and pigeon, set in a chaotic Ford factory scene.
#1163

Eliminator El Charro

Ford Mexico Honors a Hawk Named ‘El Charro’ as Best Employee

Sep 27, 2026

Trading card of 'Collector's Carl', a video game fan with a massive head, ogling a collector's set with no actual game. Satirical, colorful scene.
#1157

Collector's Carl

GTA 6 Collector's Set Costs $400 Without the Game

Sep 25, 2026

A satirical Garbage Pail Kids-style card of Donald Trump Jr. with a grotesquely elongated nose, ruble-stuffed tux, and a large IOU note in a collapsing ballroom scene.
#1146

Paycheck Putin

Trump Jr.'s Wedding Funded by Russian Oligarch: A Stinky Situation

Sep 22, 2026

A cartoon trading card featuring Shopwrecking Shane, a grotesque office worker throwing slop grenades in an exploding office setting.
#1142

Shopwrecking Shane

Shopify CEO Criticizes Employees for Creating 'Slop Grenades'

Sep 21, 2026

Grotesque parody of a corporate exec with tech body parts, tangled AI theme, dollar-bill suit, and malfunctioning gavel in a dystopic city backdrop.
#1139

Collusion Cole

AI Giants Accused of Illegal Collusion to Slow Down Development

Sep 20, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids style trading card featuring 'Pixelated Polly' with an iPhone head, representing satire of the iPhone 18 Pro's trivial upgrades.
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Pixelated Polly

iPhone 18 Pro's Camera Enhancements Focus on Minutiae

Sep 17, 2026

Trading card of 'Lavish Laddie' featuring a caricature of Donald Trump Jr. with an exaggerated hairdo, holding spilling champagne, backgrounded by a Russian oligarch holding a 'Gift' sack on a money tropical island.
#1115

Lavish Laddie

Russian Oligarch with Putin Ties Hosts Donald Trump Jr.'s Wedding Party

Sep 15, 2026

Grotesque caricature of OnlyFans Frankie, staring at a phone with money flying out of pockets and social media icons bursting around.
#1104

OnlyFans Frankie

Californians to Spend $675 Million on OnlyFans This Year, Study Shows

Sep 12, 2026

A trading card featuring Robotic Ronny, a grotesque half-human, half-robot character in a chaotic office scene, satirizing AI hiring advice.
#1102

Robotic Ronny

AI Hiring Advice Flopped: 'Stop Hiring Humans' Backfires

Sep 11, 2026

A grotesque depiction of Apple's new boss holding a comically large folding iPhone, surrounded by a chaotic launch event scene.
#1100

Folding Fred

Apple's New Boss Bets Big on Expensive Foldable iPhone

Sep 10, 2026

Grotesque Amazon cargo plane with a maniacal face, bulging eyes, broken landing gear juggling packages, and flattened vehicles on runway.
#1097

Crashland Carl

Amazon Cargo Plane May Have Tried Aborting Landing Before Miami Crash

Sep 9, 2026

A caricature of Snoop Dogg amidst a candy factory, holding a massive ice cream cone, expressive tongue out, and money spilling all over.
#1095

Scoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg Offers $10K Monthly for Ice Cream Tasting Job

Sep 9, 2026

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