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Grotesque trading card featuring Mythos Mitch, an AI monster composed of circuit boards and digital detritus, towering over terrified humans.
New#536

Mythos Mitch

Anthropic's Latest AI Model 'Mythos' Reshapes the Future of AI

Apr 10, 2026

A grotesque parody of McDonald's CEO with a golden arches wig awkwardly eating a small burger while his mom puppet controls him in the background.
New#530

Clumsy Carlyle

McDonald's CEO Draws Flak for Awkward Eating Habits On-Camera

Apr 10, 2026

A grotesque, caricatured Donald Trump floats above a chaotic stock market, pressing a 'Pause' button on a massive remote. Satirical trading card art.
#520

Dow Ding-a-ling Don

Dow Rises Over 1000 Points as Trump Pauses Iran Attacks

Apr 8, 2026

A grotesque satirical trading card of a Miami billionaire on a gold-plated helicopter rotor with flying money and melting assets.
#504

Chopper Cash Clyde

Miami Billionaires' Extravagant $1,000-a-Minute Commute

Apr 4, 2026

Trading card of 'Crash Denier Donny', a Trump-like figure with money-filled ears ignoring economic warnings, surrounded by chaotic financial signs.
#501

Crash Denier Donny

Trump Blocks Government Economic Warning Signals

Apr 4, 2026

Grotesque cartoon character Choco Chuckle with a chocolate bar head and a factory background, lampooning the unusual chocolate drug recall.
#500

Choco Chuckle

US Company Recalls Chocolates Contaminated with Erectile Dysfunction Drugs

Apr 4, 2026

Trading card of a comedic, grotesque cheesemaker with a cheese wedge head, using a drill to make cheese holes. Bright, exaggerated colors with a satirical tone.
#499

Hole-y Hank

Swiss Cheesemakers Revamp Emmental Holes Artificially

Apr 4, 2026

Artificial Arlo, an exaggerated fast-food mascot with a grotesque sandwich-shaped head and fake meat features, stands in a parody fast-food setting.
#491

Artificial Arlo

Arby’s Shift to Non-Human Ingredients Backfires Hilariously

Apr 2, 2026

A GPK-style grotesque astronaut of Elon Musk holding a rocket bank amid space-themed chaos, representing SpaceX's IPO.
#490

Galactic Gadabout

SpaceX Files for IPO, Eyeing Galactic Market Debut

Apr 2, 2026

Satirical illustration of 'Ballroom Blocked Donald', resembling Trump with a collapsing ballroom on his head and oversized gavel, surrounded by chaos.
#488

Ballroom Blocked Donald

Judge Halts Trump's White House Ballroom Project

Apr 2, 2026

A satirical card showing a slimy insurance agent with a greedy grin, clutching a large nickel, and stamping 'CANCELLED' on health coverage.
#484

Nickel Nasty

Insurer Dropping Coverage Over Unpaid Nickel

Apr 1, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Correction Carl', a grotesque stockbroker in a chaotic stock exchange scene reflecting market downturn.
A satirical trading card featuring 'Correction Carl', a grotesque stockbroker in a chaotic stock exchange scene reflecting market downturn. — 3D version
#452

Correction Carl

Dow Plummets Nearly 800 Points, Triggering Correction

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque character 'Binging Brenda' with a TV-shaped head crying over dollar signs due to Netflix price hikes, surrounded by streaming chaos.
#449

Binging Brenda

Netflix Increases Streaming Subscription Prices Yet Again

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque tanker captain leaking oil with a seagull on his shoulder, satirizing UK-Russia oil tanker tensions.
#442

Spillin’ Spencer

Russia Condemns UK's Plan to Stop Oil Tankers

Mar 27, 2026

Cartoon of an OnlyFans exec with a piggy bank head spilling coins, tight suit with bursting buttons, holding merchandise, and standing on cash.
#440

OnlyBans Stan

The Frenzied Race to Sell OnlyFans Amidst Rising Popularity

Mar 26, 2026

A grotesque character in a messy factory chugs fake soda, with a mischievous grin, stirring a bubbly vat amidst cluttered, broken machines.
A grotesque character in a messy factory chugs fake soda, with a mischievous grin, stirring a bubbly vat amidst cluttered, broken machines. — 3D version
#439

Counterfeit Cola Carl

Russian Factory Busted for Counterfeit Coca-Cola Production

Mar 26, 2026

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