Crown Chaos Carriage
UK State Visit Sparks Royal Pomp and Protest Parody
Published September 17, 2025
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A parody trading card showing royal pageantry colliding with noisy protests, complete with a slime-dripping crown mascot and melting golden carriage.
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Former president Donald Trump is making a state visit to the UK, greeted with full royal ceremony (carriage procession, military honors) at Windsor Castle. Prime Minister Keir Starmer hopes to strengthen UK-US diplomatic, tech, and trade ties, including a £31 billion tech pact. Protests and controversy have also arisen around security, past scandals, and protesters projecting imagery (e.g. Epstein ties) on Windsor.
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