Grotesque cartoon cannabis plant monster riding a rocket made of stock charts, blasting off amid green flames as bureaucratic government blockers are left choking on legal scrolls - a satirical take on cannabis stocks surging with reports Trump may ease federal marijuana rules.

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Cannabis Stocks Rally as Trump Eyes Major Federal Marijuana Rule Change

Published December 12, 2025

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A grotesque satirical AMERICANDAILY.COM trading card captures the wild market reaction as cannabis stocks skyrocket amid speculation of Trump easing federal marijuana restrictions - turning Wall Street buzz into a hilariously trippy GPK-style monster melee.

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Cannabis stocks surged sharply after reports that President Donald Trump is expected to push for significant easing of federal restrictions on marijuana. According to Reuters, U.S.-listed pot company shares - including Tilray Brands, SNDL, Canopy Growth, and a cannabis ETF - jumped between roughly 13.5% and 32.5% as investors anticipated a shift toward reclassifying marijuana from Schedule I to a less restrictive Schedule III designation, reducing oversight and opening the door for broader pharmaceutical and financial market participation. The potential policy shift could ease criminal penalties, lower taxes, and make financing easier for the industry, although nothing is final yet.

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