Password Panic Play
Kevin Durant's Forgotten Bitcoin Password Blown Into "Breaking News" Spectacle
Published September 20, 2025
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A satirical trading card pokes fun at news outlets for hyping up NBA star Kevin Durant's Coinbase password story, while ignoring bigger issues.
The Real Story
CNBC reported that NBA star Kevin Durant forgot his Coinbase password tied to Bitcoin, turning it into a national headline. The coverage highlighted his ties to Coinbase and broader crypto market chatter, but drew amusement as a relatively trivial story receiving major airtime.
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