Witch-Warrior Warden
Trump and Hegseth Use Quantico Summit to Spell Out New Military Vision
Published September 30, 2025
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A satirical card depicting Trump and Hegseth's Quantico gathering as a spells-and-ritual spectacle: rewriting military culture through fitness edicts, grooming mandates, and ideological enforcement.
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A parody trading card reimagining Trump and Hegseth’s Quantico military summit as ritualistic enforcement of fitness and ideological standards, with generals under a spell.
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