A Garbage Pail Kids-style child in a yellow Binance-themed hoodie has bloodshot, bulging eyes as crumbling gold coin-like teeth fall from its mouth, with flies buzzing nearby. The card has a navy digital background and the name Binance Bandit.

Binance Bandit

FBI Links Record $6.3 Billion Binance Crypto Heist to North Korea

Published November 2, 2026

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This grubby Binance kid is losing its coin-like teeth over a crypto theft the FBI attributes to North Korea. A cracked gold coin and digital-grid backdrop turn the record-breaking heist into a grotesque trading-card gag.

The Real Story

News reports say the FBI attributed the theft of approximately $6.3 billion in cryptocurrency connected to Binance to North Korea. The incident was described as one of the largest crypto heists on record. Binance reportedly resumed withdrawals following the hack. Coverage examined the scale of the breach and its impact on the cryptocurrency industry.

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