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Grotesque Russian dignitary 'Shroomy Sergey' in a Kremlin dining room, with mushroom-related absurdity surrounding him.
New#831

Shroomy Sergey

Putin Critic Falls to Alleged Mushroom Mishap

Jun 22, 2026

A grotesque robot cop with a blank ticket book and tangled in police tape, representing failure in tech-police integration.
#827

Bustless Bot

Ohio Police Retire Ineffective Robocop with No Arrests

Jun 21, 2026

A bizarre trading card depicting Crocodile Connor with an oversized head and sickly grin, holding a toddler over a leaping crocodile in a chaotic zoo scene.
#820

Crocodile Connor

Man Arrested for Tossing Toddler into Zoo Crocodile Enclosure

Jun 18, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of 'Missile Musk', Elon Musk with a missile-shaped head, typing at a sparking laptop amidst a chaotic missile control room.
#819

Missile Musk

Musk’s Grok AI Aids in Pentagon's Missile Operations

Jun 18, 2026

A grotesque parody illustration of 'Salty Sid,' a bungling hustler caught selling kosher salt as meth, in a chaotic, cluttered alley.
#818

Salty Sid

Man Charged for Kosher Salt 'Meth' Sale to Undercover Officer

Jun 18, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring 'Drone Curtis', a nerdy character tangled in drone propellers with exaggerated features, set against a chaotic White House UFC scene.
#817

Drone Curtis

FBI Thwarts Kamikaze Drone Assault on Trump UFC Event

Jun 17, 2026

A grotesque depiction of 'Slack Cordana,' a terrified woman falling mid-air with severed ropes, surrounded by bumbling bungee workers.
#807

Slack Cordana

Bungee Jump Blunder: Woman Falls to Death Without Safety Cord

Jun 14, 2026

A grotesque character 'McMuffin Molly' with exaggerated features holds a revolting Sausage McMuffin in a mock courtroom, surrounded by comical legal props.
#803

McMuffin Molly

Texas Woman Files Suit Over 'Unwholesome' Sausage McMuffin

Jun 13, 2026

A comical card of 'Chocolate Chip Chuck', a scammer tricked into accepting chocolate coins instead of gold. Grotesque features, surrounded by chocolate coins.
#801

Chocolate Chip Chuck

Accused Scammer Receives Chocolate Coins Instead of Gold

Jun 12, 2026

A grotesque far-right lawmaker uses a giant electric saw on a twisted school gate with sparks flying and shocked onlookers in the background.
#797

Sawing Sukkot

Israeli MP Uses Electric Saw on School Gate in Arab Town

Jun 11, 2026

A grotesque character named Cultist Chris, resembling a devilish figure with exaggerated features, holds a marriage contract and sprinkles garlic into pasta in a chaotic Olive Garden.
#796

Cultist Chris

Maine Man Charged with Forced Marriage and Satanic Ritual at Olive Garden

Jun 10, 2026

A garish cartoon of Phony Flyer Phil, a fake pilot with exaggerated grotesque features, holding a broken toy airplane and a fake license.
#794

Phony Flyer Phil

Air Canada Pilot Flew Passengers with Fake License for Years

Jun 10, 2026

A grotesque, grizzled man named Cranky Crutch Cliff, using crutches to submerge a horrified jet skier, set in a tumultuous cartoon lake.
#789

Cranky Crutch Cliff

70-Year-Old Man Accused of Assault with Crutches in Jet Ski Lake Brawl

Jun 8, 2026

A cartoonish, grotesque depiction of 'Self-Law Stan' in a chaotic courtroom with law scribbles and a crayon-laminated license plate.
#787

Self-Law Stan

Man Claims Laws Don't Apply Over Fake License Plate Incident

Jun 7, 2026

Grotesque bear with massive brain, crazed eyes, in tattered lab coat holding cracked window frame amid chaotic scene.
#783

Brainy Barry

Elusive Japanese Bear Embarks on Clever Rampage

Jun 6, 2026

A grotesque funeral director with moldy teeth and popping eyes holds a coffin key and a waving skeletal hand, set against a cartoonish graveyard.
#782

Corpse Cache Carl

Funeral Home Director Sentenced for Hiding Corpse for Over 20 Years

Jun 6, 2026

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