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Chesty Clavicular

Influencer Charged After Ill-Fated Alligator Shooting Attempt

May 8, 2026

A grotesque illustration of a teacher with exaggerated features observing students drinking vodka shots on her doorstep, styled as a Garbage Pail Kid.

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Vodka Vicky

Teacher Suspended After Students Caught Drinking Vodka on Her Doorstep

May 7, 2026

A grotesque Secret Service agent brandishes a large firearm and walkie-talkie, near a cartoonishly smoking White House and wobbling Washington Monument.

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Trigger-Happy Harry

Secret Service Gunfire Incident Briefly Locks Down White House

May 5, 2026

A grotesque Taco Bell employee with a squirt gun, bulging eyes, and soda overflow, attacking two horrified customers hiding behind giant tacos.

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Vengeful Vinnie

Taco Bell Employee Allegedly Shoots Customers in Soda Dispute

May 4, 2026

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Noxious Nibby

Austrian Police Arrest Suspect After Rat Poison Found in Baby Food

May 3, 2026

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Blastoff Brad

Former Employee Drives Explosives-Filled Car into Multnomah Athletic Club

May 3, 2026

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Buzzing Beatrix

Beekeeping Advocate Attacks Deputies with Honeybees

May 2, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a wild-haired woman in a diaper and a baby-oiled man in a messy, cluttered room with dirty children in the background.

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Cruddy Claudia & Oily Ollie

Disturbing Scene Uncovered in Florida Home: Woman in Diaper, Man in Baby Oil with Unbathed Children

May 2, 2026

A grotesque firefighter spraying a powerful hose at a tree, ejecting a terrified cat. Chaotic, cartoonish scene with a retro trading card style.

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Hydro Harry

Firefighter Charged After Cat Rescue Blast Goes Horribly Wrong

May 1, 2026

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Shady Seagal

Ukraine Accuses Steven Seagal of Receiving Illegal Weapons

Apr 30, 2026

A grotesque woman holding a beehive with swarming bees, deputies fleeing in panic. Her hair is a hive, and she's clad in eviction notices stained in honey.

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Bee Buzzer Brenda

Massachusetts Woman Uses Swarm of Bees to Resist Eviction

Apr 29, 2026

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Withdrawn Wilma

Odisha Man Uses Sister's Skeleton for Bank Withdrawal

Apr 28, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of Kim Jong Un with large head, bulging eyes, and rotting teeth, holding a TNT detonator labeled 'Self-Blast!' amid cartoon explosions and flying toy soldiers.

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Kaboom Jong Un

Kim Jong Un Implements 'Self-Blasting' Policy for Soldiers in Ukraine

Apr 28, 2026

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Pigeon Pilfer Pete

Criminals Target Elite Racing Pigeons in 'Fowl Play'

Apr 27, 2026

A chaotic trading card illustration of two teens riding a lawnmower through a Target store, in classic Garbage Pail Kids style.

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Lawnmower Luke

Florida Teens Arrested After Target Mower Mayhem

Apr 27, 2026

A grotesque surgeon, 'Lyft-Lobotomy Len,' with an oversized head is sweating behind a Lyft wheel. He clutches a scalpel with organs dangling, while eyeballs spill from a bag. Police sirens reflect in the car's rear-view mirror.

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Ride-Share-Lobotomy Len

Florida Surgeon Driving Lyft Arrested for Wrong Organ Removal

Apr 26, 2026