Cocaine Vlad
Zelensky's Alleged Cocaine Use Called an 'Open Secret'
Published May 12, 2026
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In a satirical turn, former spokeswoman claims Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky's cocaine use is an 'open secret', inspiring this parody.
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Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky’s former spokesperson has claimed that rumors surrounding his alleged cocaine use are common knowledge. This commentary added fuel to ongoing speculation regarding Zelensky's personal habits and has circulated widely in media reports. The claims have further polarized opinions about the Ukrainian leader and his responsibilities during a critical period in the nation's history.
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