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Trading card of 'Chesty Clavicular', a grotesquely muscled influencer, unsuccessfully taking on an inflatable alligator with comically malfunctioning gear in a swamp.
New#679

Chesty Clavicular

Influencer Charged After Ill-Fated Alligator Shooting Attempt

May 8, 2026

A cartoonish, grotesque character 'Reptile Ron' surrounded by miniature alligator wardens in a swampy prison scene, signifying 'Alligator Alcatraz'.
New#678

Reptile Ron

Federal and State Officials Consider Closing Florida's 'Alligator Alcatraz'

May 8, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids parody card showing 'Sinking Santiago', a character with a sombrero sinking into the mud. The scene includes a straw draining his hat and a satellite in the sky.
New#677

Sinking Santiago

Mexico City Sinking Rapidly: NASA Captures from Space

May 8, 2026

A satirical cartoon trading card featuring a humanoid robot in monk robes, standing atop crushed meditation cushions with glitchy elements and monks in the background.
New#676

Microchip Monk

Robot Ordained as Buddhist Monk in Technological Twist

May 7, 2026

Cartoonish, hideous depiction of Pope Leo with a mushroom-cloud head, holding a deflated Trump balloon globe among tweeting birds and flying paper planes.
New#674

Fractured Francis

Pope Leo Denies Nuclear Weapon Support Amid Trump Feud

May 7, 2026

A grotesque depiction of a congresswoman with alien attributes, massive bulging eyes, and humorous UFO-related props, set against an extraterrestrial Capitol Hill backdrop.
New#673

Spacey Stacey

Congresswoman Vows to Reveal 'Nonhuman Origin' Info

May 7, 2026

A grotesque illustration of a teacher with exaggerated features observing students drinking vodka shots on her doorstep, styled as a Garbage Pail Kid.
New#672

Vodka Vicky

Teacher Suspended After Students Caught Drinking Vodka on Her Doorstep

May 7, 2026

Hanta Hugo, an exaggerated ghastly passenger with rodent ears and germs, comedy-infused with a grimy cruise ship backdrop.
New#671

Hanta Hugo

Patients Evacuated from Cruise Ship Amid Hantavirus Outbreak

May 7, 2026

A grotesque character, Quicksand Quinn, with a massive head, representing Mexico City's rapid sinking, amidst a chaotic, cracked earth background.
New#670

Quicksand Quinn

NASA Imagery Shows Mexico City Sinking Rapidly

May 7, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring 'Galactic Goldie' with alien features and comical props inspired by Goldie Hawn's alien encounter.
New#669

Galactic Goldie

Goldie Hawn Shares Emotional Alien Encounter

May 6, 2026

Trading card depicting 'Havoc Humpback,' a grotesque cartoon dolphin in military gear, underwater with fish and shipwrecks.
#668

Havoc Humpback

Iran's Naval Nonsense: The Fiction of Kamikaze Dolphins

May 6, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of Racing Randy in a lab coat on a sperm racetrack, using a microscope as a race flag, adorned with bizarre sperm motifs.
#666

Racing Randy

Men Worldwide Race Sperm in Futuristic Microscopic Tournament

May 5, 2026

A grotesque beagle with giant flappy ears running away from a lab, holding a 'Get Out of Lab Free' card. Surrounded by spilling test tubes.
#665

Beagle Bill

1,500 Beagles Find New Homes Post-Lab Life

May 5, 2026

A grotesque character with a head like a Spirit Airlines plane, holding a TikTok phone and a jar of cash, surrounded by flying dollar bills.
#664

GoFund Fred

Crowdfunding Campaign to Buy Spirit Airlines Takes Off on TikTok

May 5, 2026

Cartoon image of a child with a huge fake mustache using a smartphone, with digital locks in the background.
#663

Mustache Max

Kids Don Fake Mustaches to Bypass Online Age Checks

May 5, 2026

A grotesque Secret Service agent brandishes a large firearm and walkie-talkie, near a cartoonishly smoking White House and wobbling Washington Monument.
#662

Trigger-Happy Harry

Secret Service Gunfire Incident Briefly Locks Down White House

May 5, 2026

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