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A grotesque trading card depicting a US pilot named 'Jellyfish Jake' in a panic with eerie 'jellyfish' drones swarming above, as his crumpling paper airplane falls.
New#833

Jellyfish Jake

US Pilot Encounters 'Jellyfish' Drones Before Being Shot Down by Iran

Jun 23, 2026

A grotesque trading card showing 'Waterlogged Wally,' a driver with a massive head, in a Tesla sinking into a pool, alongside a heroic lifeguard with exaggerated muscles.
New#832

Waterlogged Wally

Lifeguard Saves Driver After Tesla Takes a Dive into Pool

Jun 22, 2026

Grotesque Russian dignitary 'Shroomy Sergey' in a Kremlin dining room, with mushroom-related absurdity surrounding him.
New#831

Shroomy Sergey

Putin Critic Falls to Alleged Mushroom Mishap

Jun 22, 2026

A grotesque character with bees swarming around, sitting on an overturned truck with bee-related features, in a cartoonish, exaggerated style.
New#830

Beekeeper Buzzy

Truck Overturn Releases Millions of Bees Causing Chaos

Jun 22, 2026

A trading card with 'Greenland Guru', depicting a U.S. official with a shrimp-shaped head and antennae, highlighting the bizarre proposal of annexing Greenland to save Red Lobster's shrimp.
New#829

Greenland Guru

US Official Proposes Greenland Annexation to Save Red Lobster

Jun 22, 2026

A grotesque caricature of John Cafaro puffing a cigar, with an overfilled briefcase, at the Lincoln Memorial pool packed with rubber ducks.
#828

Cunning Cafaro

Cigar-Puffing Trump Crony Lands Million-Dollar Memorial Contract

Jun 21, 2026

A grotesque robot cop with a blank ticket book and tangled in police tape, representing failure in tech-police integration.
#827

Bustless Bot

Ohio Police Retire Ineffective Robocop with No Arrests

Jun 21, 2026

A grotesque TV news anchor with wild hair and bulging eyes desperately shouting into a mic that's exploding with 'LOST!', surrounded by chaotic studio graphics.
#826

Foxed Frenzy

Fox News Allies Unsettled as Trump Loss Admitted Live on Air

Jun 21, 2026

Trading card depicting 'Alerton Alien', a grotesque alien looking shocked, with a warped head and slime-dripping, amid panicked Brazilians clutching glowing phones under a saucer-dotted sky.
#825

Alerton Alien

Brazilians Shocked by Alien Invasion Alerts on Phones

Jun 21, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Apocalyptic Arthur, a storm figure with a massive cloud head, causing chaos with floods and floating debris.
#824

Apocalyptic Arthur

Severe Flash Floods as Arthur's Remnants Hit Southern States

Jun 19, 2026

An illustrated satirical trading card showing 'Meta Muncher', a grotesque tech executive with a vacuum mouth sucking up pixelated content in a parody courtroom.
#823

Meta Muncher

Judge Rules Blacked.com Can Sue Meta Over Content Scraping

Jun 19, 2026

A grotesque zombie 'Romero Ron' with a huge head, bloodshot eyes, and slime dripping mouth tries to kiss a startled nurse in a chaotic hospital setting.
#822

Romero Ron

NYC Man Wakes from Dead, Attempts Kiss as First Act

Jun 19, 2026

A grotesque Ukrainian drone with an oversized head gleefully torches a Moscow refinery on fire, in a cartoonish, chaotic scene.
#821

Explosive Igor

Ukrainian Drones Ignite Major Blaze at Moscow Refinery

Jun 19, 2026

A bizarre trading card depicting Crocodile Connor with an oversized head and sickly grin, holding a toddler over a leaping crocodile in a chaotic zoo scene.
#820

Crocodile Connor

Man Arrested for Tossing Toddler into Zoo Crocodile Enclosure

Jun 18, 2026

A grotesque parody illustration of 'Salty Sid,' a bungling hustler caught selling kosher salt as meth, in a chaotic, cluttered alley.
#818

Salty Sid

Man Charged for Kosher Salt 'Meth' Sale to Undercover Officer

Jun 18, 2026

A satirical card depicting a Trump-like figure with an oversized bleach jug, surrounded by chaos at the reflecting pool. Fish spell 'Oops' in bubbles.
#816

Bleachy Donny

Trump Uses Bleach to Cover Up DC Reflecting Pool Mess

Jun 17, 2026

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