Cunning Cafaro
Cigar-Puffing Trump Crony Lands Million-Dollar Memorial Contract
Published June 21, 2026
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Trump ally John Cafaro, whimsically caricatured, snags a hefty contract for the Lincoln Memorial pool, cloaked in satirical surrealism.
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John Cafaro, a known Trump associate with a penchant for cigars, was awarded a multi-million dollar contract for the Lincoln Memorial pool. The award raised eyebrows due to Cafaro's notoriety and questioned ties to political figures. The project sparked debates over ethical contracting practices and transparency in government spending.
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