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DOJ Claims Trump Can Legally Bulldoze Statue of Liberty
Published June 6, 2026
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In a dramatic twist, the DOJ asserts that Trump retains the right to demolish the iconic Statue of Liberty. The ruling sparks outrage and amusement.
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In a satirical and shocking hypothetical scenario, the Department of Justice (DOJ) reportedly claimed that Donald Trump has the legal right to bulldoze the Statue of Liberty. The news engendered both controversy and humor, poking fun at Trump's connections with landmark American symbols. Though intended as satire, the story underscores ongoing debates around Trump's policies and authority.
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