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A Hefty Hawk Gobbled Neighborhood Chickens Until She Could No Longer Fly
Published November 8, 2026
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A neighborhood chicken-snatching hawk gets the Garbage Pail Kids treatment as a feathered glutton grounded by her own appetite. Her rotten teeth turn into tiny chicken-shaped morsels in a gross-out gag inspired by the unusual wildlife story.
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CBC Radio's As It Happens reported on a hawk that repeatedly gobbled up chickens in a neighborhood. The bird became so heavy that she could no longer fly, turning an unusual wildlife encounter into a memorable local story. The headline frames the hawk's appetite and resulting weight gain as the reason she was grounded.
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