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Army Officer Suspended After Leaving Post 64 Times to Feed His Lizard
Published October 30, 2026
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An army officer was suspended after reportedly leaving his post 64 times in 10 months to feed his pet lizard. This card turns the bizarre attendance story into a grotesque barracks-yard scene, with the officer's eyes springing out as he tends to his tiny reptile.
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The Korea Herald reported that an army officer was suspended after leaving his post 64 times over a 10-month period to feed his pet lizard. The repeated absences prompted disciplinary action. The story highlights the unusual stated reason for the officer's departures from duty. Further details, including the officer's identity and the outcome of any additional proceedings, are not included here.
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