Petroglyph Plundering Epstein
Epstein's Artifacts Move Raises Preservation Concerns at Zorro Ranch
Published March 5, 2026
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This satirical trading card depicts Jeffrey Epstein's unusual actions of relocating petroglyphs to decorate his Zorro Ranch, showcasing a cultural disregard in a vivid, exaggerated style.
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Jeffrey Epstein had ancient petroglyphs relocated to his Zorro Ranch to be used as decor, as revealed in federal records. This action raises concerns about cultural preservation, highlighting Epstein's blatant disregard for historical artifacts and their rightful place in history.
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