Warden Wayne
Israel's Crocodile Plan for Guarding Prisoners
Published July 18, 2026
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Israel plans to use Nile crocodiles as prison guards by reclassifying them as 'tended' animals. This satirical card captures the absurdity.
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Israel has reportedly considered employing Nile crocodiles as a means of prison security for Palestinian inmates. This plan follows a reclassification of crocodiles as 'tended' animals, potentially allowing their use in prisons. The move has prompted reactions given the unique and unprecedented nature of utilizing crocodiles in such a context. The topic has sparked discussions about the legal and practical implications of this security strategy.
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