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Bank Heist Goes Awry with Kitten Capers in Beltsville
Published July 15, 2026
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A thief in Beltsville attempted a bank robbery using a stolen kitten as leverage. Chaos ensued as bank staff were left bewildered.
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In a bizarre incident in Beltsville, a thief attempted to rob a bank while holding a stolen kitten, using the unsuspecting animal as leverage. The unique choice of weapon left bank staff and customers bewildered, resulting in a chaotic scene. Law enforcement responded to the unusual heist attempt, leading to an investigation into the strange choice of accomplice.
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