A cartoonish illustration of two drunken soldiers in a damaged armored vehicle crashing into cars, beer bottles as turret guns.

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Drunk UK Soldiers Steal Armored Vehicle and Smash Cars

Published July 26, 2026

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Two UK soldiers were arrested for joyriding in an armored vehicle, causing havoc on civilian roads. Their antics highlight a dangerous mix of alcohol and military machinery.

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Two UK servicemen were arrested after stealing an armored vehicle while under the influence. The incident involved them driving the military vehicle through civilian roads and smashing into parked cars, leading to considerable property damage. Media reports capture the reckless joyride that underscores issues with military conduct and alcohol. The soldiers' misjudged adventure ended in their arrest.

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