A comically exaggerated Secret Service agent with frazzled hair, bulging eyes, and a fake gun in his trembling hand. Background: chaotic White House.

Panicked Percy

Gunshots Near White House Cause Chaos

Published May 25, 2026

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In an absurd twist, gunfire sounds panicked the White House vicinity, leading to chaos. Meet 'Panicked Percy,' the befuddled Secret Service agent.

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Sounds of gunfire were reported near the White House, causing a stir in the government area. The situation triggered a rapid response from authorities. While no injuries were reported, the alarm led to increased security and investigation as authorities worked to identify the source. The incident occurred amid heightened security awareness in the capital, adding to existing tensions.

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