Runsy Don
Outbreak of Explosive Diarrhea Sweeps US, Trump Blamed
Published July 17, 2026
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In a bizarre twist, Donald Trump is humorously blamed for a diarrhea outbreak across the US. A satirical take cards him as 'Runsy Don'.
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A news story blames former President Donald Trump for an unusual outbreak of explosive diarrhea sweeping across the United States. The report humorously details how memes and jokes have proliferated, linking Trump to this health incident in a comedic and exaggerated manner. Authorities are investigating the actual cause while social media users run wild with the amusing narrative.
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