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Hanta Hugo

Patients Evacuated from Cruise Ship Amid Hantavirus Outbreak

May 7, 2026

A grotesque beagle with giant flappy ears running away from a lab, holding a 'Get Out of Lab Free' card. Surrounded by spilling test tubes.

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Beagle Bill

1,500 Beagles Find New Homes Post-Lab Life

May 5, 2026

A chaotic scene of a tipsy, grotesque teacher with a water bottle labeled 'XXX', wild eyes, and chaotic class running amok.

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Tipsy Teacher Tina

Teacher Drinks Gin in Class, Vomits in Toilet

May 3, 2026

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Wormy Willy

Worms Found in Paddock Lake McDonald's Drinks After Health Inspection

Apr 30, 2026

A grotesque surgeon, 'Lyft-Lobotomy Len,' with an oversized head is sweating behind a Lyft wheel. He clutches a scalpel with organs dangling, while eyeballs spill from a bag. Police sirens reflect in the car's rear-view mirror.

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Ride-Share-Lobotomy Len

Florida Surgeon Driving Lyft Arrested for Wrong Organ Removal

Apr 26, 2026

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Beefy Bloom

Exploring Bizarre Skincare Trends with Beef Tallow and Salmon Sperm

Apr 19, 2026

A grotesque character with a massive head and bewildered expression holding a giant needle, surrounded by confusing blood test charts and clutter.

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Self-Testin' Timmy

DIY Blood Tests Leave Consumers Confused and Concerned

Apr 15, 2026

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Blunder Doc

Florida Doctor Indicted for Fatal Organ Removal Mishap

Apr 14, 2026

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Poophoria Paula

Tips for Achieving 'Poophoria' from a Gastroenterologist's New Book

Apr 11, 2026

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Pandemic Pat

Fake Disease Fooled Public Thanks to AI's Mischief

Apr 11, 2026

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Ketamine Queen

'Ketamine Queen' Jasveen Sangha Sentenced to 15 Years in Drug Overdose Case

Apr 9, 2026

A grotesque parody of a melting White House spokesperson sweating profusely, clutching melting papers, surrounded by a chaotic White House backdrop.

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Melt Down Mitch

White House Struggles with Trump's Controversial Health Claims

Apr 7, 2026

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Choco Chuckle

US Company Recalls Chocolates Contaminated with Erectile Dysfunction Drugs

Apr 4, 2026

A satirical card showing a slimy insurance agent with a greedy grin, clutching a large nickel, and stamping 'CANCELLED' on health coverage.

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Nickel Nasty

Insurer Dropping Coverage Over Unpaid Nickel

Apr 1, 2026

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Possessed Pete

Demand for Exorcisms Booms in US with Record Priestly Training

Mar 31, 2026

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Seminal Simon

Eye Drops Made from Pig Semen Deliver Cancer Treatment to Mice

Mar 30, 2026