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A grotesquely unhealthy bodybuilder with bulging eyes and uneven muscles holds beer and steroids, surrounded by gym chaos and a scoreboard reading '0'.
New#995

Bumbling Brandon

Man's Steroid and Beer Regimen Flops in Bodybuilding Debut

Aug 12, 2026

A grotesque character dressed in a damaged parka with a huge globe, icicle features, and a comedy helicopter with a penguin pilot against a snowy background.
#976

Frostbite Finn

Daring Antarctic Rescue Mission Airlifts American to Safety

Aug 7, 2026

A grotesque Grim Reaper figure with massive skull head and bulging eyes on a tattered hospital rooftop, surrounded by cartoonishly panicked patients.
#972

Grim Rooftop Ronny

Man Dressed as Grim Reaper Arrested for Hospital Rooftop Stunt

Aug 6, 2026

A grotesque, neon blue gene-edited beagle in a cartoon lab setting, featuring exaggerated features and floating DNA strands with smiley faces.
#971

CRISPR Pippy

Could Gene-Edited Beagles Help People with Dog Allergies?

Aug 6, 2026

A grotesque parody of Dr. Fauci with wild hair, frantic eyes, surrounded by flying diary pages and a cluttered lab. Banner reads 'Diary Delving Diary'.
#942

Diary Delving Diary

Rand Paul reveals Anthony Fauci's pandemic diary entries

Jul 29, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Dr. Fauci with an oversized head, diary pages flowing out, juggling political figures, set in a chaotic, cartoonish backdrop.
#939

Famous Fauci

Fauci's Diary Reveals Reflections on Covid, Fame, and Trump

Jul 28, 2026

A grotesque digital cleric called 'Heavenly Herb' with a massive cloud-like head, malfunctioning halo, glitchy robe, holding a cracked smartphone in a satirical spin on tech reliance.
#938

Heavenly Herb

ChatGPT's Divine Intervention Misleads Pastor Before Health Scare

Jul 28, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a rebellious old woman as a rockstar granny defying a 'Booze Ban!' at a nursing home.
#937

Happy Hour Harriet

Minnesota Woman Battles Nursing Home Booze Ban for Party Rights

Jul 27, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring 'Sweltering Satoshi,' a grotesquely exaggerated weather reporter melting under extreme heat in Japan.
#931

Sweltering Satoshi

Japan Struggles with Extreme Heat, Coining New Terms

Jul 24, 2026

A grotesque parody of Donald Trump as 'Runsy Don' causing chaos with explosive gas clouds and a frantic restroom background in vivid colors.
#906

Runsy Don

Outbreak of Explosive Diarrhea Sweeps US, Trump Blamed

Jul 17, 2026

A red-faced, sweat-soaked character 'Sweatin' Seth' struggling with a melting ice fortress and over-revved fan under blazing heat.
#902

Sweatin' Seth

Beat the Heat: Surviving Summer Without Air Conditioning

Jul 16, 2026

A trading card of Smoky Mitch, engulfed by smoke with grotesque features, holding an Air Quality Alert sign atop a scorched Detroit-themed landscape.
#900

Smoky Mitch

Wildfire Smoke Returns to Michigan Affecting Air Quality

Jul 15, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Tattered Ted, a frail man overwhelmed by plummeting testosterone levels, surrounded by gym props, with exaggerated features.
#895

Tattered Ted

Study Reveals Plummeting Testosterone Levels in Men Over Half a Century

Jul 13, 2026

Cannibal Curtis, a grotesque character with sickly green skin and jagged teeth, holds oversized utensils at a chaotic dining table. The scene is cartoonishly gross.
#882

Cannibal Curtis

The Unhealthy Truth: Cannibalism's Alarming Health Risks

Jul 9, 2026

A grotesque Mitch McConnell caricature with a bandaged head in a ragged hospital room. IV tubes and a radio emit cartoon signals, while cockroaches add humor.
#881

Mellifluous Mitch

Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

Jul 9, 2026

A grotesque illustration of Parasitic Phil, with an oversized head filled with parasites, creating a satirical take on a brain invasion.
#878

Parasitic Phil

Man's Brain Invaded by Parasites After India Trip

Jul 8, 2026

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