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Grotesque caricature of Kouri Richins with exaggerated features, holding a syringe and book, kitchen lab background, styled in Garbage Pail Kids format.
New#361

Killer Kouri

Bereavement Author Guilty of Husband's Poisoning

Mar 17, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style trading card of 'Nauseous Ned', a grotesque cruise ship-man hybrid with sick passengers. Features a Caribbean background.
#346

Nauseous Ned

Norovirus Outbreak on Princess Cruise Leaves 153 Passengers Ill in the Caribbean

Mar 15, 2026

A grotesque protein bar character, 'Caloric Carl', sweats as calories ooze from its seams, standing guilty in a gym scene with greasy equipment.
#337

Caloric Carl

Lawsuit Claims 'Low-Fat' Protein Bars Mislead with High Calorie Count

Mar 14, 2026

A chaotic trading card depicting Vaccine Val, a bat with a huge head, bulging eyes, and fangs crashing into a lab window with vaccine gear in hand.
A chaotic trading card depicting Vaccine Val, a bat with a huge head, bulging eyes, and fangs crashing into a lab window with vaccine gear in hand. — 3D version
#335

Vaccine Val

How Feeding Vaccines to Bats Could Protect People

Mar 13, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a woman's revival inside a chaotic ambulance by a grinning pothole, with medical equipment and slime humorously exaggerating the scene.
#313

Resurrected Rowena

Miraculous Revival: Woman Revived by Pothole Bump in India

Mar 11, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Psilo Sid', a man with a mushroom cap head and smoking cessation imagery.
A satirical trading card featuring 'Psilo Sid', a man with a mushroom cap head and smoking cessation imagery. — 3D version
#309

Psilo Sid

Magic Mushrooms Enhance Quit Smoking Efforts in New Study

Mar 11, 2026

Cartoon President Trump with exaggerated eyes and bruised hands in a satirical trading card style, hinting at health speculation.
#190

Bruised and Confused Donny

Trump Health Rumors Renewed After Bruising Appears on Both Hands

Dec 31, 2025

Parody trading card: a sea monster in congressional robe (""Rider Riptide Renegade"") riding red-tape waves, holding a soaked scroll ""Funding Bill + ACA Riders,"" while lawmakers flail in the stormy sea clutching "Health Care" and "Subsidies" floaties. Half-submerged Capitol dome and torn papers swirl. Top banner: "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#106

Rider Riptide Renegade

Congress Battles Over Funding Bill as ACA Riders Sink the Vote

Oct 16, 2025

Cartoon of a slime-covered Democrat holding chains labeled "ACA Subsidies" and "Medicaid Protections" over a cliff marked "Government Shutdown," opposed by a smug GOP figure, with worried citizens at the edge and thought bubble of protesters above.
#058

Leverage Larry

Democrats Threaten Shutdown Over GOP Rejection of Health Care Protections

Sep 22, 2025