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Trump Renames Strait of Hormuz to 'Strait of Trump'
Published March 28, 2026
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In a bizarre twist, Donald Trump has unofficially rebranded the Strait of Hormuz as the 'Strait of Trump' following statements about its strategic importance.
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In a recent statement, Donald Trump referred to the Strait of Hormuz as the 'Strait of Trump,' reflecting his self-promotional style. The waterway, vital for oil transport, has been a point of tension amid regional security issues involving Iran. Trump's comments come amid ongoing debates about his influence and media presence post-presidency.
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