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A cartoon parody of Christa Pike in a defective electric chair with wild eyes, drooling, and surrounded by bumbling medical staff with a 'Crispy Christa' banner.
New#1211

Crispy Christa

US Death Row Inmate Survives Failed Execution, Lawyers Say

Oct 8, 2026

Grotesque character 'Plutonium Pete' sells plutonium with wild eyes, holding glowing canisters in front of a Russian factory backdrop.
New#1209

Plutonium Pete

US Man Illegally Sells Russian Plutonium Online

Oct 7, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Dodgin’ Dave' with barbed wire hair, holding a 'No Trespassin’' sign, in a cartoonish rural setting.
New#1208

Dodgin’ Dave

Dolly Parton’s Nephew Allegedly Evades Lawsuit with Humorously Extreme Tactics

Oct 7, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump throws $5,000 checks at disinterested voters with a warped White House in the background.
#1204

Bribin' Donald

Mark Kelly Accuses Trump of Attempting to Buy Votes with $5,000 Checks

Oct 6, 2026

A satirical, grotesque trading card of an enraged Trump with a massive head and bulging eyes, atop a small, sparking TV showing Fox News.
#1200

Flipping Foxy

Trump Flips Out On Fox News Over Rally Coverage

Oct 5, 2026

A grotesque politician with a deflated head, holding an 'UNPOPULAR STUFF' sack, in a messy office. The card reads 'Postpone Peddler'.
#1199

Postpone Peddler

GOP Delays Unpopular Decisions Until After Elections

Oct 5, 2026

Cartoonish illustration of a grotesque folding smartphone character named Foldable Freddy, symbolizing the competition in the foldable phone market.
#1198

Foldable Freddy

Honor's Foldable Phone Poised to Challenge Samsung and Apple

Oct 5, 2026

A grotesque animatronic Trump argues with a malfunctioning chatbot amid sparking wires and error messages.
#1183

Botched Bot Donald

AI Chatbot Contradicts Trump's Statements

Oct 1, 2026

A grotesquely illustrated trading card shows a wild emu dominating a panicked man on a chaotic road, capturing a humorous struggle.
#1179

Emu Enigma

Escaped Emu Wrestles Man and Flees Scene

Sep 30, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring a comically shocked criminal realizing his cocaine is flour, in a 1980s Garbage Pail Kids art style.
#1178

Flour Felon

Fiji Drug Trial Sees Cocaine Swapped for Flour Amid Major Bust

Sep 30, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting a Pentagon influencer surrounded by buzzing protestor figures, with toxic rhetoric thought bubbles and exaggerated features.
#1176

Inflamable Ike

Pentagon Influencer Sparks Outrage with Anti-Liberal Women Remarks

Sep 29, 2026

Diplomatic Donald with an exaggerated head balances busts of Trump and Xi, standing on a splitting globe with a seesaw labeled 'Summits'.
#1174

Diplomatic Donald

China Relishes Equal Treatment in Trump-Xi Summit

Sep 29, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump sleeping at a podium with a steel girder as a mic, surrounded by cartoon steel plants and snooze imagery.
#1172

Trump Snooze

Trump Falls Asleep After Announcing a New Steel Plant

Sep 29, 2026

Trading card illustration showing a grotesque, cartoonish Trump with giant, pleading eyes and a megaphone, amidst a chaotic backdrop of worn-out propaganda.
#1159

Crying Donald

Outrage Over 'Illegal' Trump Ad Funded by Taxpayers

Sep 26, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Netanyahu with a wild grin, wielding a monstrous pager, against a chaotic UN-themed backdrop.
#1156

Pager Netanyahu

Netanyahu's 'Killer Pager' Moment at UN Assembly

Sep 25, 2026

A trading card showing Senator Tuberville in a chaotic airplane with furry animal characters as crew members.
#1154

Tuberman Tommy

Tommy Tuberville Claims Airline Crew are Furries

Sep 24, 2026

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