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Trading card of 'Chesty Clavicular', a grotesquely muscled influencer, unsuccessfully taking on an inflatable alligator with comically malfunctioning gear in a swamp.
New#679

Chesty Clavicular

Influencer Charged After Ill-Fated Alligator Shooting Attempt

May 8, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Kash Patel with AI-themed props claiming AI's impact on school safety.
New#675

AI Fanatic Kash

Kash Patel's Wild Claim: AI Stops School Shootings!

May 7, 2026

Cartoonish, hideous depiction of Pope Leo with a mushroom-cloud head, holding a deflated Trump balloon globe among tweeting birds and flying paper planes.
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Fractured Francis

Pope Leo Denies Nuclear Weapon Support Amid Trump Feud

May 7, 2026

Trading card of Donald Trump in an oversized rocking chair, drooling and asleep, holding storybooks, surrounded by thought bubbles and toy tanks.
#667

Dozing Donald

Trump Falls Asleep Touting Iran War Plans to Kids

May 6, 2026

A grotesque Secret Service agent brandishes a large firearm and walkie-talkie, near a cartoonishly smoking White House and wobbling Washington Monument.
#662

Trigger-Happy Harry

Secret Service Gunfire Incident Briefly Locks Down White House

May 5, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Adam Scott with wild hair, huge eyes, and a burnt 'Hellraiser 6' script, set against a fiery hellish backdrop.
#657

Re-Auditioning Adam

Actor Adam Scott's Blithe Return to 'Hellraiser 6' Audition

May 3, 2026

A trading card featuring 'Mockery Alex', a satirical, grotesque broadcast host in a chaotic news studio, representing The Onion's Infowars parody.
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Mockery Alex

The Onion's License Bid for Infowars Heads to Texas Supreme Court

May 1, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump as 'Mental Meltdown Trump,' with a giant head, bloodshot eyes, holding an oversized alarm clock. Set in a whimsical courtroom.
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Mental Meltdown Trump

Trump Demands Mental Wellness Test After Public Nap

May 1, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of Steven Seagal as 'Shady Seagal', surrounded by weapons and crates labeled 'Made in Russia', in a satirical Garbage Pail Kids style.
#641

Shady Seagal

Ukraine Accuses Steven Seagal of Receiving Illegal Weapons

Apr 30, 2026

A grotesque orangutan named 'Overpass Otto' crosses a canopy bridge laughing and grimacing wildly, surrounded by chaotic jungle and toy cars below.
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Overpass Otto

Endangered Orangutan Filmed Using Canopy Bridge for First Time

Apr 28, 2026

A cartoonishly grotesque Donald Trump tangled in a $10 billion lawsuit, suffocated by tax forms, with bulging eyes and chaotic attire, surrounded by mocking gavels.
#631

Litigious Louie

Trump's $10 Billion Lawsuit Against His Own IRS Hits Snag

Apr 28, 2026

Trading card of a caricature of Trump rebranding ICE to NICE, with an oversized balloon head and exaggerated features, while paint drips from a huge brush.
#630

ICE-to-NICE-Donald

Trump Pushes ICE-to-NICE Rebranding Amid Declining Support

Apr 28, 2026

A grotesque AI robot in a malfunctioning suit with glitchy screen for a head, holding a Public Approval Meter at 'red zone' midst angry crowd shadows.
#625

Backlash Bot

The AI Industry Faces Public Backlash and Growing Discontent

Apr 27, 2026

A grotesque caricature trading card of 'Correspondent Chaos' resembling Dana White, in a chaotic White House Correspondents' Dinner scene with microphones and bullet-ridden cue cards flying around.
#622

Correspondent Chaos

Dana White Hails Chaotic White House Correspondents' Dinner: 'It was F*cking Awesome'

Apr 26, 2026

Congressman with antennae and bulging eyes holding a UFO, surrounded by little aliens, in a chaotic office scene.
#617

Alienation Allan

Congressman Declares Alien Contact, Claims Secrets Will 'Keep You Up at Night'

Apr 25, 2026

Grotesque trading card of 'Pixel Patrick', an AI engineer with a computer monitor head spewing digital images, amid chaotic tech scenery.
#605

Pixel Patrick

ChatGPT's Enhanced Image Engine Astounds with New Features

Apr 23, 2026

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