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Trump's Outlandish Strait of Hormuz Threat: 'Open it, You Crazy B--ds!'
Published April 6, 2026
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Trump makes headlines with an outrageous and foul-mouthed directive to Iran about the Strait of Hormuz, rattling global diplomacy.
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Former President Donald Trump issued a colorful and explicit warning to Iran, demanding that they 'open the Straight' and using profane language to express his frustration. This statement, coming amid heightened tensions, grabbed media attention for its incendiary rhetoric. Trump's bombastic approach once again showcased his trademark unpredictability in international matters.
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