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UFC Fighters Teach FBI Agents Their Signature Moves
Published March 12, 2026
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At the FBI's Quantico Academy, UFC stars impart their punching and eye poking skills to budding agents. Expect chaos and bruises!
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In an unexpected partnership, UFC fighters Justin Gaethje and Michael Chandler are training FBI agents in Quantico. The sessions focus on combat skills, including notorious techniques like sucker punches and eye pokes. This collaboration aims to enhance the agents' tactical training and introduce elements of MMA into FBI protocols. The program sparks intrigue and offers a unique angle on traditional FBI training methods.
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