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A grotesquely unhealthy bodybuilder with bulging eyes and uneven muscles holds beer and steroids, surrounded by gym chaos and a scoreboard reading '0'.
New#995

Bumbling Brandon

Man's Steroid and Beer Regimen Flops in Bodybuilding Debut

Aug 12, 2026

A satirical trading card showing 'Goalie Galore,' a grotesque soccer player with a massive head, running crazily with a deflated trophy. Bizarre Spanish celebration details in the background.
#920

Goalie Galore

Spain's World Cup Champions Parade Draws Massive Crowds

Jul 21, 2026

A grotesque trading card caricature featuring a Norwegian Air pilot with an Instagram-shaped head, torn flag face, and comically exaggerated features.
#894

Betting Bjorn

Norwegian Air Forced to Swap Instagram Logo After Losing Bet

Jul 13, 2026

A grotesque satirical illustration of 'FIFA Fielder', a character with a soccer ball head holding a $450 grass patch, symbolizing commercialization in sports.
#887

FIFA Fielder

FIFA Sells World Cup Final Field in $450 Pieces

Jul 11, 2026

Cartoonish trading card of a grotesque football player 'Rising Roger' with huge head and a Viagra pill in mouth, set against Mexican mountains.
#870

Rising Roger

England Football Team Approved to Use Viagra for World Cup Altitude Boost

Jul 5, 2026

Trading card illustration of Dana White with an oversized head in a chaotic outdoors scene, drenched in rain, holding a blueprint and broken octagon.
#814

Dana Disaster

UFC's Dana White Declares No More White House Fight Nights

Jun 16, 2026

A grotesque pot shop clerk with a bong resembling the World Cup trophy, amidst a chaotic backdrop of cluttered soccer balls and smoke.
#804

Toke Trophy Ted

FIFA Orders Toronto Shop to Cease Bong Sales Resembling World Cup Trophy

Jun 13, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Kevin Durant, bulging eyed and gangly, hiding behind a bush at Nobu Malibu, with comically exaggerated features.
#784

Hideaway Kevin

Kevin Durant's Bush Hideout at Nobu Malibu Exposed by Paparazzi

Jun 7, 2026

An exaggerated cartoon of a shocked paraglider mid-fall, with a plane crashing through the parachute. The character looks crazed and grotesque.
#747

Plummetin' Pete

Paraglider Miraculously Survives Midair Collision with Plane

May 25, 2026

A grotesque Russian gymnast struggles on a distorted balance beam over a chasm of clocks representing delays, in a satirical Garbage Pail Kids style.
#632

Rejected Rita

Russian Gymnasts Face Convenient Delays After Meeting Requirements

Apr 28, 2026

Trading card of 'Fast-Paced Phil', a grotesque robot with bulging eyes sprinting across a finish line, leaving humans in dust.
#595

Fast-Paced Phil

Chinese Robot Sets World Half-Marathon Record

Apr 20, 2026

A grotesque Pope Leo, with an oversized head and distorted features, attempts to spin a basketball with help from a gangly Harlem Globetrotter. Basketball chaos in a divine setting.
#545

Dribbling Leo

Harlem Globetrotters School Pope Leo in Basketball Tricks

Apr 11, 2026

A grotesque 'Cheap Chad' devours cheese sandwiches with golf clubs made of cheese sticks and a Masters scoreboard showing low prices at Augusta.
#533

Cheap Chad

Golf's Greatest Deal: $1.50 Sandwiches at The Masters

Apr 10, 2026

A wacky depiction of Tiger Woods with bandaids and a bent golf club as a crutch, alcohol bottles pouring out and toys of crashed cars around him.
#454

Turbulent Tiger

Tiger Woods Arrested on Suspicion of DUI After Florida Crash

Mar 27, 2026

A trading card featuring Jogging Jacques, a panicked sailor with an oversized head, comically exposing a ship's location via a giant smartphone while jogging.
#400

Jogging Jacques

Sailor's Fitness App Outs French Aircraft Carrier

Mar 21, 2026

A satirical running-themed trading card depicting a grotesque runner wildly churning butter mid-run, splattered with butter, on a messy path.
#326

Churning Chester

How Runners Are Making Butter During Their Jogs

Mar 13, 2026

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