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A satirical trading card featuring 'Cliff Climb Carp', a grotesque fish climbing a waterfall with human-like hands amidst splashing water and buzzing flies.

Cliff Climb Carp

Congo's Unique Fish Scales Waterfalls with Ease

Apr 6, 2026

A grotesque cartoon frogfish with warts, bulging eyes, and a giant mouth wearing a lab coat, holding a test tube and fish tank. Underwater lab background.

Domino the FrogFail

Warty Frogfish Raised in Captivity for the First Time

Mar 31, 2026

A grotesque card illustration of 'Seminal Simon', a mutated mouse with pig semen eye drops, in a chaotic lab with experimental props.

Seminal Simon

Eye Drops Made from Pig Semen Deliver Cancer Treatment to Mice

Mar 30, 2026

A grotesque sperm whale with exaggerated features juggling whale calves, surrounded by cheering sea life, in a colorful underwater setting.

A grotesque sperm whale with exaggerated features juggling whale calves, surrounded by cheering sea life, in a colorful underwater setting. — 3D version

Synchronized Sammy

Scientists Observe Teamwork in Sperm Whale Birth

Mar 28, 2026

A satirical, grotesque trading card depicting an astronaut with a helmet full of confused sperm cells, floating in a chaotic space environment.

Astro Nut Neil

Human Sperm Lost in Space: Groundbreaking Study Reveals Cosmic Confusion

Mar 27, 2026

A cartoonishly ugly shark in a Hawaiian shirt holds a coffee mug and pill bottles, surrounded by a partying yacht scene with litter.

A cartoonishly ugly shark in a Hawaiian shirt holds a coffee mug and pill bottles, surrounded by a partying yacht scene with litter. — 3D version

Caffeinated Carl

Sharks in the Bahamas Test Positive for Cocaine and Caffeine

Mar 27, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids style card featuring a grotesque dog-human hybrid in prehistoric settings, clutching a bone club, vibrant colors and exaggerated features, with 'Fossil Fido' name.

Fossil Fido

Study Reveals Ancient Bond Between Humans and Dogs Dating Back Over 15,000 Years

Mar 26, 2026

A grotesque scientist holding a 'Fart Tracker 3000' with plugged nose and smart underwear, amidst green gas clouds and a messy lab.

A grotesque scientist holding a 'Fart Tracker 3000' with plugged nose and smart underwear, amidst green gas clouds and a messy lab. — 3D version

Gas-Passing Garrett

Researchers Invent Device to Track Human Flatulence

Mar 22, 2026

A grotesque cartoonish cockroach with popping eyes and slimy wings, holding a broken heart made of chewed wings, surrounded by cupids and love hearts with a stink cloud.

Romantic Roachie

Wood-Feeding Cockroaches Display Pair Bonding After Wing-Eating Rituals

Mar 19, 2026

Trading card showing Boomer Bill, a grotesque meteor character, flexing with exploding 'boom' effects and terrified cartoon dogs.

Boomer Bill

Ohio Meteor's Sonic Boom Shakes Up the East Coast

Mar 18, 2026

A grotesque scientist uses a floating condom to study a cicada in the rainforest, surrounded by vibrant foliage and buzzing insects.

Condom Cody

Scientists Use Improvised Condoms in Rainforest Study on Cicadas

Mar 16, 2026

A chaotic trading card depicting Vaccine Val, a bat with a huge head, bulging eyes, and fangs crashing into a lab window with vaccine gear in hand.

A chaotic trading card depicting Vaccine Val, a bat with a huge head, bulging eyes, and fangs crashing into a lab window with vaccine gear in hand. — 3D version

Vaccine Val

How Feeding Vaccines to Bats Could Protect People

Mar 13, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Psilo Sid', a man with a mushroom cap head and smoking cessation imagery.

A satirical trading card featuring 'Psilo Sid', a man with a mushroom cap head and smoking cessation imagery. — 3D version

Psilo Sid

Magic Mushrooms Enhance Quit Smoking Efforts in New Study

Mar 11, 2026

A comically oversized chimp, 'Tipsy Terry', with spiraling eyes and matted fur, holds an oozing fermented fruit amid a vibrant jungle, embodying a drunken yet humorous scene.

Tipsy Terry

Chimpanzees' Taste for Fermented Fruit Sheds Light on Human Alcohol Origins

Mar 9, 2026

A comically exaggerated scientist with crazy eyes holds a crystal ball and a stack of Epstein-motif bills, thought bubbles floating around his head.

A comically exaggerated scientist with crazy eyes holds a crystal ball and a stack of Epstein-motif bills, thought bubbles floating around his head. — 3D version

Telekinesis Tony

UCSD Professors Seek Funding from Jeffrey Epstein for Telepathy Research

Mar 9, 2026

Trading card of Blossom Blake, an oversized wildflower with a flower-like head, camera, and leaking watering can, amid cartoonish blooming Death Valley.

Blossom Blake

Death Valley Experiences Most Spectacular Superbloom in a Decade

Mar 9, 2026