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Trading card showing Boomer Bill, a grotesque meteor character, flexing with exploding 'boom' effects and terrified cartoon dogs.
New#370

Boomer Bill

Ohio Meteor's Sonic Boom Shakes Up the East Coast

Mar 18, 2026

A grotesque scientist uses a floating condom to study a cicada in the rainforest, surrounded by vibrant foliage and buzzing insects.
#355

Condom Cody

Scientists Use Improvised Condoms in Rainforest Study on Cicadas

Mar 16, 2026

A chaotic trading card depicting Vaccine Val, a bat with a huge head, bulging eyes, and fangs crashing into a lab window with vaccine gear in hand.
A chaotic trading card depicting Vaccine Val, a bat with a huge head, bulging eyes, and fangs crashing into a lab window with vaccine gear in hand. — 3D version
#335

Vaccine Val

How Feeding Vaccines to Bats Could Protect People

Mar 13, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Psilo Sid', a man with a mushroom cap head and smoking cessation imagery.
A satirical trading card featuring 'Psilo Sid', a man with a mushroom cap head and smoking cessation imagery. — 3D version
#309

Psilo Sid

Magic Mushrooms Enhance Quit Smoking Efforts in New Study

Mar 11, 2026

A comically oversized chimp, 'Tipsy Terry', with spiraling eyes and matted fur, holds an oozing fermented fruit amid a vibrant jungle, embodying a drunken yet humorous scene.
#284

Tipsy Terry

Chimpanzees' Taste for Fermented Fruit Sheds Light on Human Alcohol Origins

Mar 9, 2026

A comically exaggerated scientist with crazy eyes holds a crystal ball and a stack of Epstein-motif bills, thought bubbles floating around his head.
A comically exaggerated scientist with crazy eyes holds a crystal ball and a stack of Epstein-motif bills, thought bubbles floating around his head. — 3D version
#283

Telekinesis Tony

UCSD Professors Seek Funding from Jeffrey Epstein for Telepathy Research

Mar 9, 2026

Trading card of Blossom Blake, an oversized wildflower with a flower-like head, camera, and leaking watering can, amid cartoonish blooming Death Valley.
#282

Blossom Blake

Death Valley Experiences Most Spectacular Superbloom in a Decade

Mar 9, 2026

A satire card featuring 'Explosive Eddy' in a desert with melting nuclear-themed ice cream cone, sweating cacti, and exaggerated features.
#277

Explosive Eddy

Africa's Nuclear-Free Dilemma Amid Global Standoffs

Mar 8, 2026