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A grotesque caricature of Kash Patel with AI-themed props claiming AI's impact on school safety.
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AI Fanatic Kash

Kash Patel's Wild Claim: AI Stops School Shootings!

May 7, 2026

A grotesque illustration of a teacher with exaggerated features observing students drinking vodka shots on her doorstep, styled as a Garbage Pail Kid.
New#672

Vodka Vicky

Teacher Suspended After Students Caught Drinking Vodka on Her Doorstep

May 7, 2026

A chaotic scene of a tipsy, grotesque teacher with a water bottle labeled 'XXX', wild eyes, and chaotic class running amok.
#655

Tipsy Teacher Tina

Teacher Drinks Gin in Class, Vomits in Toilet

May 3, 2026

A school bus in chaos with a grotesque student steering, exaggerated wild features, fallen driver slumped at wheel. Papers, backpacks, and flies fill the scene.
#624

Bus-Stop Billy

Mississippi Students Heroically Stop Bus from Crashing

Apr 26, 2026

A grotesque, devilish student 'Beelzebub Bobby' in a chaotic classroom, with horns, a slime-dripping book, a bubbling cauldron, and a horrified teacher.
#598

Beelzebub Bobby

Colorado School District Grants Religious Accommodation to Satanist Student

Apr 21, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Melania Trump with an exaggeratedly glamorous expression standing beside a malfunctioning humanoid robot, holding a pencil-shaped microphone.
#438

Robotics Melania

Melania Trump Introduces Humanoid Robot at Technology Event

Mar 26, 2026

A trading card featuring Pompous Pi, a grotesque mascot with a giant pizza slice for a head amidst mathematical chaos.
#348

Pompous Pi

How Pi Shapes Our World: From Rockets to Pizzas

Mar 15, 2026

A comically exaggerated scientist with crazy eyes holds a crystal ball and a stack of Epstein-motif bills, thought bubbles floating around his head.
A comically exaggerated scientist with crazy eyes holds a crystal ball and a stack of Epstein-motif bills, thought bubbles floating around his head. — 3D version
#283

Telekinesis Tony

UCSD Professors Seek Funding from Jeffrey Epstein for Telepathy Research

Mar 9, 2026