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A grotesque teacher with a computer head, tangled wire hair, tapping on a giant keyboard amidst chaotic lesson plans, sparks flying in a cartoonish dystopian classroom.
#1173

Algorithmic Aaron

The Chaotic Experimentation of AI in Education

Sep 29, 2026

A grotesquely funny depiction of Hazey Davey, a frat boy submerged in party filth with exaggerated features in a cluttered basement setting.
#1158

Hazey Davey

Police Discover Bizarre Fraternity Hazing Incident in Wisconsin Basement

Sep 25, 2026

A grotesque student character, 'Flatulent Frankie', reacting to a fart spray canister with exaggerated facial features and comic chaos in a classroom.
#1109

Flatulent Frankie

Investigation into Fort Lauderdale School 'Fart Spray' Incident

Sep 14, 2026

A teacher, frazzled by gas, stands near a 'Fart Corner', with a green gas cloud and a mischievous student with a whoopee cushion.
#1051

Fuming Florence

Teacher Designates 'Fart Corner' for Classroom Gas Emissions

Aug 28, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting a skeletal Harvard professor holding a bone diploma and a suitcase of body parts in a graveyard.
#1021

Morgue Mort

Harvard Settles $53 Million Lawsuit Over Body Part Trafficking

Aug 20, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Cokehead Cole,' a frat member with exaggerated features amidst a chaotic fraternity party, based on a drug trafficking scandal.
#1015

Cokehead Cole

14 Indicted in Penn State Frat Cocaine Trafficking Ring

Aug 18, 2026

A grotesque bureaucrat comically misrepresents a map of Africa, wearing an ill-fitting suit stained with ink, surrounded by playful chaos in his office.
#949

Geography Gary

US Government's Africa Map Fiasco: Every Country Placed Wrong

Jul 31, 2026

Trading card illustration of 'AIgnorant Alex', a teenage student with a robot head, glowing eyes, sparking diploma, and chaotic classroom scene in a retro Garbage Pail Kids style.
#947

AIgnorant Alex

Teens Create Their AI Rules in the Absence of Congressional Action

Jul 31, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of 'Woke Wally,' a student in a tuxedo, clutching cash turning to rainbow confetti in a swamp labeled 'Ideological Pitfall', with a huge book-wielding professor nearby.
#886

Woke Wally

West Virginia Invests $3M in 'Woke Ideology' University Program With Only One Student

Jul 10, 2026

A grotesque school cook serving dirt mistaken for food, with horrified students around, in a colorful cartoon style reminiscent of Garbage Pail Kids.
#730

Dirt Dish Dana

Maine School Mistakenly Serves 'Baked Dirt' to Students

May 21, 2026

A trading card featuring a grotesque pencil character for Oregon governor, amidst a neglected classroom setting.
#687

Governor Graphite

Oregon's Latest Governor Candidate: A Pencil Mock-Up

May 11, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Kash Patel with AI-themed props claiming AI's impact on school safety.
#675

AI Fanatic Kash

Kash Patel's Wild Claim: AI Stops School Shootings!

May 7, 2026

A grotesque illustration of a teacher with exaggerated features observing students drinking vodka shots on her doorstep, styled as a Garbage Pail Kid.
#672

Vodka Vicky

Teacher Suspended After Students Caught Drinking Vodka on Her Doorstep

May 7, 2026

A chaotic scene of a tipsy, grotesque teacher with a water bottle labeled 'XXX', wild eyes, and chaotic class running amok.
#655

Tipsy Teacher Tina

Teacher Drinks Gin in Class, Vomits in Toilet

May 3, 2026

A school bus in chaos with a grotesque student steering, exaggerated wild features, fallen driver slumped at wheel. Papers, backpacks, and flies fill the scene.
#624

Bus-Stop Billy

Mississippi Students Heroically Stop Bus from Crashing

Apr 26, 2026

A grotesque, devilish student 'Beelzebub Bobby' in a chaotic classroom, with horns, a slime-dripping book, a bubbling cauldron, and a horrified teacher.
#598

Beelzebub Bobby

Colorado School District Grants Religious Accommodation to Satanist Student

Apr 21, 2026

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