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A nauseated character, Cheese-Curd Chad, devours cartoonishly germ-infested cheese, standing in a grotesque dairy aisle setting.
#1164

Cheese-Curd Chad

E. coli Outbreak Tied to Contaminated Raw Milk Cheese

Sep 27, 2026

A grotesque butcher named Slick Slaughter Sam with bulging eyes, a toothless grin, and a dirty apron holds a rusty cleaver and rotting sausages. A pile of stinky meat covered in 'Condemned' stamps is in the background.
#1153

Slick Slaughter Sam

Massive Meat Recall After USDA Bypass Scandal

Sep 24, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of 'Kegger Klaus', an exaggerated Bavarian mayor at Oktoberfest with giant stein and flying sausages.
#1135

Kegger Klaus

Munich Mayor Taps First Keg at Oktoberfest Opening

Sep 20, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a man with a meat allergy, clutching an ostrich and a burger dream, against an ostrich farm backdrop. Humorous and exaggerated.
#1096

Ostrich Otto

Kentucky Man's Meat Allergy Leads Him to Ostrich Farming

Sep 9, 2026

A caricature of Snoop Dogg amidst a candy factory, holding a massive ice cream cone, expressive tongue out, and money spilling all over.
#1095

Scoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg Offers $10K Monthly for Ice Cream Tasting Job

Sep 9, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Enchilada Ed' battling over spicy enchiladas, with bulging eyes, red complexion, and fiery sauce dripping.
#1077

Enchilada Ed

Fatal Enchilada Argument Ends in Tragedy

Sep 4, 2026

A grotesque tofu cartoon with ink oozing and exaggerated features, depicting a satirical take on a major recall due to contamination.
#1072

Toxinfu Terry

Massive Tofu Recall: Ink Contamination Affects 29 States

Sep 3, 2026

Trading card of Sloppy Simon with a hamburger-shaped head drooling slime, surrounded by bizarre AI-generated food in a chaotic kitchen.
#1061

Sloppy Simon

AI Menus Stir Controversy with Unappetizing Dish Photos

Aug 31, 2026

A grotesque satire trading card of Cinnamon Stroll Joel, a panic-stricken depiction of an Uber driver in a sticky situation with amorphous rolls and ICE motifs.
#1057

Cinnamon Stroll Joel

ICE Detains Uber Driver En Route with 400 Stolen Cinnamon Rolls

Aug 30, 2026

A trading card featuring 'Salmonella Shelly', a grotesque humanoid egg with a cracked shell and ooze, dancing salmonella bacteria, and a yolk-covered British flag.
#1053

Salmonella Shelly

Ukrainian Eggs Blamed for UK Salmonella Outbreak

Aug 28, 2026

A grotesque baker in a chaotic kitchen, smiling eagerly at plastic-laden cookies, with colorful plastic components visible in the bubbling dough.
#1040

Bubbling Baker

Plastic Bottles Turned into Cookies: Eco-Friendly or Just Ewww?

Aug 25, 2026

Grotesque illustration of Trump with a burger head, holding McDonald's boxes amid fast-food wrappers, in an airplane.
#1006

Junkfood Donald

RFK Jr. Highlights Trump's McDonald's Plane Eating Habits

Aug 15, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-inspired illustration of a raccoon humorously stuck in a mayonnaise jar, with messy kitchen scene elements.
#985

Mayonaise Mayonesa

Raccoon Trapped in Mayo Jar Gets Rescued

Aug 10, 2026

A grotesque, exaggerated Burger King character crushing a Wendy's cup, holding a dripping Whopper, in a fast-food battlefield setting.
#981

Burger Kingpin

Burger King Surpasses Wendy's in American Burger Wars

Aug 8, 2026

A grotesque character, Pricey Patty, in a chaotic grocery aisle overwhelmed by high prices, with exaggerated features, drooling and sweating in disbelief.
#934

Pricey Patty

American Grocery Shopping Habits Shift Amidst 50-Year High Price Jumps

Jul 25, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring 'Herpes Harold', an Arby's manager with exaggerated features, humorously depicted mid-spit in a fast-food setting.
#839

Herpes Harold

Arby's Manager Allegedly Transmits Herpes by Spitting in Food

Jun 25, 2026

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