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A trading card featuring Pompous Pi, a grotesque mascot with a giant pizza slice for a head amidst mathematical chaos.
#348

Pompous Pi

How Pi Shapes Our World: From Rockets to Pizzas

Mar 15, 2026

A grotesque tourist named 'Sizzling Sam' drenched in fiery red salsa, bearing an exaggerated expression of agony amidst a courtroom setting.
Hot#347

Sizzling Sam

Judge Rules Against Tourist's Spicy Salsa Lawsuit

Mar 15, 2026

A grotesque protein bar character, 'Caloric Carl', sweats as calories ooze from its seams, standing guilty in a gym scene with greasy equipment.
#337

Caloric Carl

Lawsuit Claims 'Low-Fat' Protein Bars Mislead with High Calorie Count

Mar 14, 2026

A satirical running-themed trading card depicting a grotesque runner wildly churning butter mid-run, splattered with butter, on a messy path.
#326

Churning Chester

How Runners Are Making Butter During Their Jogs

Mar 13, 2026

A cartoon of 'Dippy Dan', an onion-headed chef frantically juggling tubs of onion dip, surrounded by a chaotic market scene.
#292

Dippy Dan

Philadelphia Food Stand Flooded with 600 Mystery Onion Dip Tubs

Mar 10, 2026

A comically oversized chimp, 'Tipsy Terry', with spiraling eyes and matted fur, holds an oozing fermented fruit amid a vibrant jungle, embodying a drunken yet humorous scene.
#284

Tipsy Terry

Chimpanzees' Taste for Fermented Fruit Sheds Light on Human Alcohol Origins

Mar 9, 2026

Cartoon trading card depicting a caricature named "Hunger Strike Hans" standing on a cracked "SNAP Cuts" platform, holding a giant stopwatch labelled "0:00" and a whip marked "All-or-Nothing", surrounded by skeletal grocery carts and anxious families with empty food-boxes, backdrop of a collapsed Senate podium with banner "We'll Feed You Tomorrow", top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM", bottom nameplate "HUNGER STRIKE HANS" with caption "When politics becomes hunger management."
#140

Hunger Strike Hans

GOP Standoff Pushes Millions Toward Hunger as SNAP Funding Runs Dry

Nov 10, 2025