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Cartoon trading-card showing "Cover-Up Commander": a general-uniformed caricature of Trump with medals "Silence", "Denial", "Image Repair", standing next to a business-suit masked figure (Crown Prince) whose mask is sliding off; a giant red stamp hammers onto a "KHASHOGGI FILES" dossier with black redaction; broken microphones and flash-cameras around; top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM" in slime font; bottom nameplate "COVER-UP COMMANDER" with caption "When you salute the culprit, the truth taps out."
#149

Cover-Up Commander

Trump Praises Saudi Crown Prince Despite U.S. Intel Linking Him to Khashoggi Murder

Nov 19, 2025

Cartoon trading card showing "Cartel-Crisis Carlos", a caricature wearing military fatigues with sun-emblem patches, standing before a Venezuelan government building twisted into dollar signs. He holds puppet-strings attached to a world map labelled "DRUG ROUTES → USA". Top banner reads "AMERICANDAILY.COM" in slime-dripping font; bottom nameplate reads "CARTEL-CRISIS CARLOS" with caption "When the cartel runs the country, the world runs from it."
#147

Cartel-Crisis Carlos

U.S. Moves to Declare Venezuela's "Cartel de los Soles" a Terror Group, Tightening the Noose

Nov 17, 2025

Cartoon trading card showing "Narco-Noise Neddy," a caricature of Pete Hegseth standing on a map of Venezuela with a megaphone labelled "Operation SOUTHERN SPEAR," the shadow of Donald Trump looming, small boats labelled "Drug Boats?" sailing in, a ticker in the sky reading "FILES & FLOTSAM: EPSTEIN & TRUMP," top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM," bottom nameplate "NARCO-NOISE NEDDY" with caption "When your homeland fight sounds more like a sound-bite fight."
#146

Narco-Noise Neddy

Trump and Hegseth Pivot to Venezuela With Hard-Edged Branding Amid Epstein Email Fallout

Nov 16, 2025

Cartoon trading card showing "Tariff Turnaround Tim," a caricature of Trump pulling off a big "10%" tax sticker from a barrel of coffee beans and bananas labelled "TARIFFED IMPORTS," juggling a steak, coffee mug and bananas; background shows a scoreboard reading "GROCERY PRICE RALLY → REVERSE," top banner says "AMERICANDAILY.COM," bottom nameplate "TARIFF TURNAROUND TIM" and caption "When you raise the tax, then slash the shelf."
#145

Tarriff Turnaround Tim

Trump Slashes Food Tariffs in Sudden Bid to Cut Soaring Grocery Prices

Nov 15, 2025

Cartoon trading card showing "Rebate Raff Randy," a wild caricature of Trump handing out giant checks atop a mound of cash marked "TARIFF REVENUE", shoppers in the background struggling with carts labelled "GROCERY" and "RENT", radar reading "COST-OF-LIVING CRISIS" behind, top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM", bottom nameplate "REBATE RAFF RANDY" with caption "When tariffs fill your wallet but inflation empties your cart."
#144

Rebate Raff Randy

Trump's $2,000 Rebate Plan: Tariffs In, Groceries Out

Nov 14, 2025

Cartoon trading card depicting "Redacted Rex" behind a massive redacted folder labeled "EPSTEIN EMAILS," his fingers stained black with ink-blots, a magnifying-glass reveals "the dog that hasn't barked is Trump," ghost-figures wire documents marked "HOUSE OVERSIGHT" and "VICTIM [REDACTED]," top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM," bottom nameplate "REDACTED REX" with caption "When silence speaks louder than the spreadsheet."
#143

Redacted Rex

Epstein Emails Reignite Trump Controversy as Redacted Files Stir Speculation

Nov 13, 2025

Cartoon trading card depicting a caricature named "Hunger Strike Hans" standing on a cracked "SNAP Cuts" platform, holding a giant stopwatch labelled "0:00" and a whip marked "All-or-Nothing", surrounded by skeletal grocery carts and anxious families with empty food-boxes, backdrop of a collapsed Senate podium with banner "We'll Feed You Tomorrow", top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM", bottom nameplate "HUNGER STRIKE HANS" with caption "When politics becomes hunger management."
#140

Hunger Strike Hans

GOP Standoff Pushes Millions Toward Hunger as SNAP Funding Runs Dry

Nov 10, 2025

Cartoon trading card showing Donald Trump as "Nap-Desk Don" slumped behind the Oval Office desk, eyelids half-closed, microphone in one hand, a red 'LIVE' sign flashing above, aides with giant coffee IVs tiptoeing by, a small figure collapsing in the background, top banner reading AMERICANDAILY.COM in dripping slime, bottom nameplate "NAP-DESK DON" with the caption "When the Presidency becomes the Snooze Button."
#139

Nap-Desk Don

Trump Nods Off During Live Oval Office Event, Inspires 'Nap-Desk Don' Parody Card

Nov 9, 2025

Cartoon trading card showing "Ground Stop Gary," an aviation controller in orange vest tangled in headset cords, sitting on a crashed airplane made of boarding passes, a giant cracked hourglass behind showing falling planes, stranded holiday travellers in a terminal with "CANCELLED" flashing signs; top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM", bottom nameplate "GROUND STOP GARY" with caption "When Washington hits delete, your flight hits delay."
#138

Ground Stop Gary

FAA Meltdown Grounds Thousands as Shutdown Chaos Spreads to the Skies

Nov 8, 2025

Cartoon trading card showing caricature of Xi Jinping as "Factory Firestorm Xi" wearing a hard-hat, standing on missile casings, surrounded by new factory towers and bunkers growing out of former rice paddies, satellite-image overlay showing mega construction, top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM", bottom nameplate "FACTORY FIRESTORM XI" with caption "When farmland goes ballistic."
#137

Factory Firestorm XI

Satellite Images Reveal China's Explosive Missile Factory Expansion

Nov 7, 2025

Cartoon trading card depicting Donald Trump as "Lame Duck Don" in a yellow duck-feather suit, holding a balloon labelled "Power (Expires 2029)", a GOP bandwagon teetering on a cliff, calendar page "3 Years & Counting" ripping off, puppet-strings controlling Senate Republicans, top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM", bottom nameplate "LAME DUCK DON" with caption "He's past his sell-by date - the GOP still got the receipt."
#136

Lame Duck Don

Trump Faces GOP Fatigue as His Lame-Duck Era Takes Flight

Nov 6, 2025

Cartoon trading card showing a caricature of Donald Trump called "Shutdown Sam" next to a cracked hourglass titled "U.S. GOVT FUNDING" with sand spilled, puppet-string Congress figures, collapsing buildings labeled SNAP/SSA/IRS, slime-dripping banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM" at top, bottom caption reads "When the clock runs out, the country pays the price."
#135

Shutdown Sam

Trump's Record-Breaking Shutdown Pushes U.S. Government Into Chaos

Nov 5, 2025

Grotesque cartoon trading card showing investor "Bubble Blaster Burry" firing a giant pink bubble bomb at a crumbling tower made of Nvidia chips and Palantir cubes, lightning strikes, panicked investors flee, carnival background, dripping slime banner reading AMERICANDAILY.COM, bottom caption "Pop Goes the Smart Money!"
#134

Bubble Blaster Burry

Michael Burry Bets Against AI Darlings Palantir and Nvidia in Latest 'Big Short' Move

Nov 4, 2025

Grotesque cartoon trading card showing a mutated Lady Liberty figure with megaphone arm blasting lightning, holding a broken ballot box, slime dripping everywhere, stormy partisan background, top banner reading AMERICANDAILY.COM, bottom caption "When democracy goes full static-shock!".
#132

Electroshock USA

Most Americans now believe political violence is rising - poll reveals deep disquiet

Nov 3, 2025

Parody trading card showing a giant hourglass labelled "FUNDING GAP" with icons of federal workers, food-aid bags, and runways falling into the bottom chamber. A frustrated suited figure stands on the narrow syphon bridge holding a spreadsheet "Day 33/Record Fall," digital clocks read "Record Length Ahead," protesters wave "PAYDAY MISS" and "FOOD AID HALT," banner reads "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#130

Shutdown Spiral

Government Shutdown Nears Record Length - Frustration Mounts at the Top

Nov 1, 2025

Parody trading card showing a giant cartoon scale titled "FENTANYL FLOW" filled with skull-marked pill bottles on one side, and a big lever labeled "TARIFF TAX" being pulled by a trade official on the other. A checkout counter consumer stares at a "2025 TAR-$" price tag. Top banner reads "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#128

Fentanyl Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum

U.S. Cuts Tariffs on China After Fentanyl Pledge - Trade Tax Tied to Opioids

Oct 30, 2025

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