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A Garbage Pail Kids-style trading card of a grotesque alligator warden with a scythe, wearing Grim Reaper patches, in a swampy Alcatraz setting.

A Garbage Pail Kids-style trading card of a grotesque alligator warden with a scythe, wearing Grim Reaper patches, in a swampy Alcatraz setting. — 3D version

Warden Gator

Guards at Alligator Alcatraz Now Sporting Grim Reaper Patches

Mar 13, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Kim Jong Un and daughter at a shooting range, firing oversized pistols amidst chaos.

Grotesque caricature of Kim Jong Un and daughter at a shooting range, firing oversized pistols amidst chaos. — 3D version

Gun-crazy Kim

Kim Jong Un and Daughter Test New Pistols at Firing Range

Mar 12, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting a legal battle between a scruffy lawyer and a shocked pop star, with exaggerated features and courtroom clutter.

Trademark Tangle Perry

Katie Perry Wins High Court Against Katy Perry in Trademark Battle

Mar 12, 2026

Grotesque card featuring Trump and Putin on an oil barrel rocket, with exaggerated features and chaotic background elements tied to geopolitics.

Strategic Stumped Trump

Putin Offers Trump an Escape from Iran Conflict

Mar 12, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring a grotesque caricature of Trump with an oversized head, deranged expression, and melting smartphone in hand, surrounded by fiery digital chaos.

Meltdown Don

Critics Slam 'Unstable' Trump Following Fiery Social Media Tirade

Mar 12, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Booted Bart', a forlorn lord being kicked out by a 'Progress' boot, with tattered garments and a shocked expression.

A grotesque cartoon of 'Booted Bart', a forlorn lord being kicked out by a 'Progress' boot, with tattered garments and a shocked expression. — 3D version

Booted Bart

UK Parliament Removes Final Hereditary Lords

Mar 11, 2026

A cartoonish, grotesque sailor with a tanker hat, rotting teeth, and oily skin, clutching a globe oozing oil. Ship chaos explodes around.

Hormuz Hazmat

Rising Tensions as Strait of Hormuz Emerges as Conflict Hotspot

Mar 11, 2026

A grotesque rendition of Donald Trump on all fours pleading with Volodymyr Zelensky, surrounded by buzzing drones and a chaotic political backdrop.

Crawlin' Donnie

Trump's Embarassing Plea to Zelensky Revealed

Mar 11, 2026

Grotesque caricature of 'Frigid Kristi' with icy-blue skin, fur coat, chilling landscape with cupid knives. Comically tiny 'Corey' clings on desperately.

Grotesque caricature of 'Frigid Kristi' with icy-blue skin, fur coat, chilling landscape with cupid knives. Comically tiny 'Corey' clings on desperately. — 3D version

Frigid Kristi

Controversy Looms Over Ice Barbie and Lover's Affair

Mar 11, 2026

Sinking Sam, a grotesque sea captain with a battleship head and chaos around him, bails water as his naval hat floats off.

Sinking Sam

US Claims Destruct of Iranian Naval Assets at Strait

Mar 11, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a businessman with a taco-shaped head amidst a taco rainstorm, symbolizing the chaotic Iran business climate.

Taco Timmy

US Businesses Grapple with Taco Market Mayhem amid Iran Tensions

Mar 11, 2026

Grotesque cartoon 'Strike Pete' slams missile gavel on Iran map amid oil spurts and flying jets, parodying war strike announcement.

Strike Pete

Trump Administration Announces Intense Strikes on Iran

Mar 10, 2026

A comedic illustration of Trump holding an oil barrel with a checklist of joke Supreme Leader candidates, surrounded by cartoonish Iranian symbols.

Decree Don

Trump Critiques Iran's Leadership Decision, Suggests Replacement

Mar 10, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Shortselling Sean', a stockbroker with dollar sign eyes, gleefully cutting a plummeting stock graph with hedge clippers, surrounded by playful stock market chaos.

A satirical trading card of 'Shortselling Sean', a stockbroker with dollar sign eyes, gleefully cutting a plummeting stock graph with hedge clippers, surrounded by playful stock market chaos. — 3D version

Shortselling Sean

Hedge Funds Ramp Up Short Bets Amid Market Rout

Mar 10, 2026

Cartoonish depiction of Trump as 'Cuban Commander,' with oversized features and a fuel pump, on a mini Cuban island with fireworks.

Cuban Commander

Trump Proposes a ‘Friendly Takeover’ of Cuba Amid Deepening Fuel Crisis

Mar 10, 2026

A satirical trading card split between Trump and a Democratic figure, with oil barrel chaos and rally background, titled 'Barrel Bashed Barry'.

Barrel Bashed Barry

Democrats Highlight Soaring Oil Prices as Political Tool

Mar 10, 2026

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