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#1042
Wrecking Ralph
Trump's Threat to Demolish Kennedy Center Stirs Controversy
Aug 26, 2026
#1037
Tariff Carney
Latest US-Canada Trade War Tariffs Include Bizarre Goods
Aug 24, 2026
#1033
Impeached Donald
Trump Fears Impeachment if Midterms Go Badly
Aug 23, 2026
#1032
Mitch McSlack
Mitch McConnell's Stationary Senate Stint Before Hospitalization
Aug 23, 2026
#1031
Nuclear Donny
Donald Trump's Actions Ignite Nuclear Tensions Worldwide
Aug 23, 2026
#1030
Ballroom Barry
Supreme Court Greenlights Trump's $400M Ballroom Project
Aug 22, 2026
#1028
Ballot Balloony
Trump Urges Republicans to Imagine Him on the Midterm Ballot
Aug 22, 2026
#1026
Economic Eric
Trump Declares 'Economic D-Day' on Iran Amidst Sanctions Threat
Aug 21, 2026
#1025
Debt Donny
U.S. National Debt Reaches Record-High Amid Controversial Census Report
Aug 21, 2026
#1023
Debt Donnie
U.S. National Debt Surpasses $40 Trillion, Sets Record Pace
Aug 20, 2026
#1022
Dinghy Donald
Trump’s Micromanagement of Navy Carrier Design Spurs Setbacks
Aug 20, 2026
#1020
Glitchy Gary
AI-generated bills cause chaos in US Congress
Aug 19, 2026
#1014
Kim-cordial Don
Trump Reduces US-South Korean Drills to Aid Kim Jong-un Friendship
Aug 18, 2026
#1010
Gas Price Guy
Politician Suggests Cutting Starbucks for Gas Savings
Aug 16, 2026
#1009
Vote-a-spaghetti Virginia
Virginia Foxx Likens Election Voting to Unlimited Pasta at Olive Garden
Aug 16, 2026
#702
Pentagon Pete
Pentagon Defends Warship's Readiness with Ice Cream Logic
Aug 16, 2026