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A grotesque, cartoonish depiction of a tropical storm character, 'Stormin' Stormy', with swirling eyes, a soggy Hawaiian shirt, and a stuck flamingo float. Palm trees and cars float in a stormy background.
#815

Stormin' Stormy

Potential Tropical Storm May Flood the Southern U.S.

Jun 17, 2026

A cartoonish depiction of 'Stumblebuck Steve', a blundering barista with a coffee cup stuck on his head. Chaos ensues around him with spilled coffee, scattered beans, and apology notes.
#813

Stumblebuck Steve

Starbucks Korea Shuts Down for History Lesson Following 'Tank Day' Fiasco

Jun 16, 2026

A grotesque park ranger named Slimy Simon standing in an algae-filled Reflecting Pool, covered in green slime, with distorted buildings in the background.
#812

Slimy Simon

Persistent Algae Troubles Plague Washington's Reflecting Pool

Jun 16, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of 'Brainy Fish', a transparent fish filled with cartoonish miniature brains, floating above a chaotic, exaggerated science lab.
#811

Brainy Fish

Transparent Fish: The Future of Brain Research

Jun 16, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style card depicting 'Aquatic Ace Andy', a grotesque, oversized-headed operator of a floating drone launcher, satirizing Ukraine's use of drone aircraft carriers against Russia.
#810

Aquatic Ace Andy

Ukraine Innovatively Deploys Floating Drone Carrier Against Russia

Jun 15, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a former president as a 'boy king' at a White House UFC fight, surrounded by slapstick battles and a chaotic scene.
#809

King Cagey

Former President Stages White House UFC Birthday Extravaganza

Jun 15, 2026

Grotesque rat 'Munchie Merv' with exaggerated features, in a messy lab, eating pizza, chocolate, surrounded by wrappers, smoke, and a bong.
#808

Munchie Merv

Researchers Study How Cannabis Affects Rats' Appetites

Jun 15, 2026

A grotesque depiction of 'Slack Cordana,' a terrified woman falling mid-air with severed ropes, surrounded by bumbling bungee workers.
#807

Slack Cordana

Bungee Jump Blunder: Woman Falls to Death Without Safety Cord

Jun 14, 2026

Grotesque cartoon elephant in GOP suit spraying urine at Texas Republican Convention.
#806

Elephantine Ernest

Live Elephant Causes Uproar at Texas GOP Convention

Jun 14, 2026

A trading card depicting a grotesque alien with a large, glowing orb-like head holding UFO files, with a hovering potato-shaped spacecraft in a cosmic background.
#805

Unsealed Orb

White House Releases New Batch of UFO Records Featuring Mysterious Orbs

Jun 13, 2026

A grotesque pot shop clerk with a bong resembling the World Cup trophy, amidst a chaotic backdrop of cluttered soccer balls and smoke.
#804

Toke Trophy Ted

FIFA Orders Toronto Shop to Cease Bong Sales Resembling World Cup Trophy

Jun 13, 2026

A grotesque character 'McMuffin Molly' with exaggerated features holds a revolting Sausage McMuffin in a mock courtroom, surrounded by comical legal props.
#803

McMuffin Molly

Texas Woman Files Suit Over 'Unwholesome' Sausage McMuffin

Jun 13, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of El Nauseous Niño with storm clouds for hair, holding a wrecked umbrella, embodying chaotic and twisted weather patterns.
#802

El Nauseous Niño

El Niño Threatens to Alter Global Weather Patterns

Jun 12, 2026

A comical card of 'Chocolate Chip Chuck', a scammer tricked into accepting chocolate coins instead of gold. Grotesque features, surrounded by chocolate coins.
#801

Chocolate Chip Chuck

Accused Scammer Receives Chocolate Coins Instead of Gold

Jun 12, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Parched Paddy', depicting a Scotsman with an empty beer mug and bagpipes foaming with beer, surrounded by airplane chaos.
#800

Parched Paddy

Scottish Travelers Face Beer Shortage During US Trip

Jun 12, 2026

Image of a card titled 'Brawler Biden', depicting a grotesque caricature of Joe Biden in a chaotic UFC fight on the White House lawn, surrounded by absurd props.
#799

Brawler Biden

The White House Lawn Turns into a UFC Arena

Jun 12, 2026

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