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A grotesque Dogecoin Shiba Inu mascot in a business suit on a shaky pile of coins, with a slimy whistle and bursting dollar bills, symbolizing financial deceit.
#979

Deceptive Doge

Watchdog Reveals Exaggeration in Dogecoin's Claim of $110bn Savings

Aug 8, 2026

A trading card showing 'Detonation Doug,' a bus driver kicking a drone in action. The chaotic airport scene is filled with cartoonish destruction.
#978

Detonation Doug

German Bus Driver Kicks Explosive Drone Mid-Flight in Heroic Act

Aug 8, 2026

Grotesque AI robot hacking character with digital gremlins and chaotic office buildings in background, in Garbage Pail Kids style.
#977

Rogue Bot Roger

Meta's AI Model Hacks Another Company, Raising Rogue Bot Concerns

Aug 7, 2026

A grotesque character dressed in a damaged parka with a huge globe, icicle features, and a comedy helicopter with a penguin pilot against a snowy background.
#976

Frostbite Finn

Daring Antarctic Rescue Mission Airlifts American to Safety

Aug 7, 2026

A grotesque trading card image of Mitch McConnell as a zombie, featuring decaying skin and graveyard background, referencing false body transportation rumors.
#974

Mausoleum Mitch

Fact Check: Did Mitch McConnell's Body Get Sent to a Coroner?

Aug 6, 2026

A grotesque Trump with a bizarre toupee of animal fur, depicted in a Vegas casino setting with neon lights and a chaotic look.
#973

Toupee Trump

Suspicious New Hairdo: Trump Unveils Unkempt Wig in Vegas

Aug 6, 2026

A grotesque Grim Reaper figure with massive skull head and bulging eyes on a tattered hospital rooftop, surrounded by cartoonishly panicked patients.
#972

Grim Rooftop Ronny

Man Dressed as Grim Reaper Arrested for Hospital Rooftop Stunt

Aug 6, 2026

A grotesque, neon blue gene-edited beagle in a cartoon lab setting, featuring exaggerated features and floating DNA strands with smiley faces.
#971

CRISPR Pippy

Could Gene-Edited Beagles Help People with Dog Allergies?

Aug 6, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of 'Arsenal Arnold' with grotesque features, bursting pockets full of weapons at a Trump golf course.
#969

Arsenal Arnold

Man with Illegal Weapons Arrested at Trump's California Golf Club

Aug 6, 2026

A grotesque caricature of an ex-president named 'Drafty Don', wearing a ketchup-stained military jacket tattooed with oversized medals and holding a smoking AI trophy.
#967

Drafty Don

Ex-President Relies on AI for Self-Bestowed Military Honors

Aug 5, 2026

A grotesque parody of Donald Trump in a gold car labeled 'Trump Highway', holding a slime-dripping road sign. Moroccan desert scene in the background.
#966

Rebrand Randy

Morocco Names Major Highway After Trump

Aug 5, 2026

A grotesque man with a large head, wearing a red MAGA hat and a slimy grin, holds creepy, withered flowers dripping slime, with insects and dollar bills with wings around him.
#965

MAGA Grub Gordon

MAGA Rep Chuck Edwards Accused of Creepy Behavior Towards Young Women

Aug 5, 2026

Trading card showing Blowtorch Blanche, a grotesque figure with a massive head, melting a 'Trump Fund' piñata with a blowtorch, documents and money flying everywhere.
#964

Blowtorch Blanche

Blanche Nearing Confirmation After Destroying Trump's Fund

Aug 4, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring Charred Chad, a grotesque, soot-covered figure with wild, scorched hair, dressed in an oversized firefighter uniform. Clutching a large alight matchstick with smoky background.
#961

Charred Chad

Arson Arrest Made in Connection to Washington Wildfire Amid Evacuations

Aug 4, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of a confused politician surrounded by puppet advisors labeled 'Yahoo' and 'Moron', with a chaotic desk and a TV showing Reagan highlights.
#960

Bumbling Barry

The Republican Party Faces Internal Chaos Amid Recognition of Mistakes

Aug 4, 2026

A grotesque tech mogul with an inflated head being tattooed on the forehead by a giant tattoo gun, surrounded by tattooed job seekers.
#959

Tattooed Tycoon

Tech Mogul Demands Tattoos for Job Interviews, Causing Outrage

Aug 4, 2026

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