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A grotesque Secret Service agent brandishes a large firearm and walkie-talkie, near a cartoonishly smoking White House and wobbling Washington Monument.
#662

Trigger-Happy Harry

Secret Service Gunfire Incident Briefly Locks Down White House

May 5, 2026

A grotesque pilot holding a toy plane, surrounded by chaos; Spirit Airlines neon sign falling. Satirical trading card design.
#661

Turbulent Tom

Spirit Airlines Shuts Down Amid Chaos, Leaving Travelers Stranded

May 4, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Israeli Minister Ben Gvir with oversized head, sinister grin, noose-shaped cakes dripping with icing and bugs in grimy party scene.
#660

Gallow Cake Gvir

Israeli Minister's Birthday Stunt: Celebrating with Noose Cakes

May 4, 2026

A grotesque Taco Bell employee with a squirt gun, bulging eyes, and soda overflow, attacking two horrified customers hiding behind giant tacos.
#659

Vengeful Vinnie

Taco Bell Employee Allegedly Shoots Customers in Soda Dispute

May 4, 2026

A grotesque character named Noxious Nibby with exaggerated features holds a rat poison box and baby food jar in a chaotic scene with police lights.
#658

Noxious Nibby

Austrian Police Arrest Suspect After Rat Poison Found in Baby Food

May 3, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Adam Scott with wild hair, huge eyes, and a burnt 'Hellraiser 6' script, set against a fiery hellish backdrop.
#657

Re-Auditioning Adam

Actor Adam Scott's Blithe Return to 'Hellraiser 6' Audition

May 3, 2026

Cartoon of 'Blastoff Brad', a crazed former employee with an explosive expression, holding dynamite sticks, standing in front of a destroyed gym.
#656

Blastoff Brad

Former Employee Drives Explosives-Filled Car into Multnomah Athletic Club

May 3, 2026

A chaotic scene of a tipsy, grotesque teacher with a water bottle labeled 'XXX', wild eyes, and chaotic class running amok.
#655

Tipsy Teacher Tina

Teacher Drinks Gin in Class, Vomits in Toilet

May 3, 2026

A grotesque airline executive with an oversized head and mismatched eyebrows in disarray, clutching a crumpled bailout letter, surrounded by chaotic airport tarmac scene.
#654

Grounded Grant

Spirit Airlines Shutdown Shocks Passengers, Government Bailout Fails

May 2, 2026

Satirical trading card featuring an exaggerated Donald Trump on a globe of Cuba, characterized with absurd military garb and chaotic tropical elements.
#653

Conqueror Cubby

Donald Trump Unilaterally Declares US Plan to 'Take Over' Cuba

May 2, 2026

A wild-eyed beekeeping advocate named Buzzing Beatrix stands with a honeycomb shield and bees buzzing in chaotic tornadoes around sheriff deputies.
#652

Buzzing Beatrix

Beekeeping Advocate Attacks Deputies with Honeybees

May 2, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump with an oversized head, hair with golf flags, holding a pickleball paddle with a ball in his mouth, surrounded by protesters.
#651

Villages Donald

Trump Rallies Support in Florida Retirement Community Amid Protests

May 2, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a wild-haired woman in a diaper and a baby-oiled man in a messy, cluttered room with dirty children in the background.
#650

Cruddy Claudia & Oily Ollie

Disturbing Scene Uncovered in Florida Home: Woman in Diaper, Man in Baby Oil with Unbathed Children

May 2, 2026

A grotesque whale with barnacles and a captain on a sinking barge, parody of whale rescue.
#649

Timmy the Tumorous

Stranded Whale Timmy's Elaborate Rescue in Germany

May 2, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting a dinosaur animatronic turned skeletal by lightning, with exaggerated charred features and cartoonish storm effects.
#648

Zapped Zilla

Kansas Dinosaur Animatronic Struck by Lightning, Reduced to Skeleton

May 1, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting a charred animatronic dinosaur with bulging eyes, smoking joints, and lightning zapping. Theme park debris scattered around.
#647

Inflammable Rex

Lightning Strike Leaves Dinosaur Skeleton in Kansas Theme Park

May 1, 2026

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