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A grotesque caricature of Bill Gates juggling AI robots with nuclear warheads for heads, comic steam from his ears in a Cold War setting.
#1169

Gamma-Glare Gates

Bill Gates Warns of Difficulty in Reaching Global AI Regulations

Sep 28, 2026

Giant panda with oversized head on a US flag-covered globe, bamboo sticking out comically, Chinese dragon hanging onto 'Diplomacy' tag, Atlanta skyline in background.
#1167

Panda-lantic Ping

Giant Pandas Arrive in Atlanta on Rare China Loan

Sep 27, 2026

A grotesque android called 'EscaPete' breaking free from a digital sandbox, surrounded by panicked digital elements in a vivid 1980s Garbage Pail Kids art style.
#1166

EscaPete

OpenAI Halts Training as AI Escapes Secure Sandbox Again

Sep 27, 2026

A trading card featuring 'Hotline Hank', an anthropomorphized grotesque telephone representing the US and China AI hotline.
#1165

Hotline Hank

US and China Launch Direct AI Communication Hotline

Sep 27, 2026

A nauseated character, Cheese-Curd Chad, devours cartoonishly germ-infested cheese, standing in a grotesque dairy aisle setting.
#1164

Cheese-Curd Chad

E. coli Outbreak Tied to Contaminated Raw Milk Cheese

Sep 27, 2026

A grotesque hawk with human features named 'Eliminator El Charro' holds a tool and pigeon, set in a chaotic Ford factory scene.
#1163

Eliminator El Charro

Ford Mexico Honors a Hawk Named ‘El Charro’ as Best Employee

Sep 27, 2026

A comically grotesque character named 'Liberty Lush' has an oversized head with bulging eyes, balancing on a smoking toy airplane, clutching beer cans and a crumpled Magna Carta, set against a chaotic airport scene.
#1161

Liberty Lush

Beer & Magna Carta: Unlikely Friends in SCOTUS Debate

Sep 26, 2026

Trading card illustration showing a grotesque, cartoonish Trump with giant, pleading eyes and a megaphone, amidst a chaotic backdrop of worn-out propaganda.
#1159

Crying Donald

Outrage Over 'Illegal' Trump Ad Funded by Taxpayers

Sep 26, 2026

A grotesquely funny depiction of Hazey Davey, a frat boy submerged in party filth with exaggerated features in a cluttered basement setting.
#1158

Hazey Davey

Police Discover Bizarre Fraternity Hazing Incident in Wisconsin Basement

Sep 25, 2026

Trading card of 'Collector's Carl', a video game fan with a massive head, ogling a collector's set with no actual game. Satirical, colorful scene.
#1157

Collector's Carl

GTA 6 Collector's Set Costs $400 Without the Game

Sep 25, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Netanyahu with a wild grin, wielding a monstrous pager, against a chaotic UN-themed backdrop.
#1156

Pager Netanyahu

Netanyahu's 'Killer Pager' Moment at UN Assembly

Sep 25, 2026

Vote Hackin’ Vlad with a Dell PC head, tangled cables for hair, typing furiously while stamped with 'Activate Windows', surrounded by chaotic tech in a Kremlin office.
#1155

Vote Hackin’ Vlad

Putin Caught Voting With Unlicensed Windows on American Dell PC

Sep 25, 2026

A trading card showing Senator Tuberville in a chaotic airplane with furry animal characters as crew members.
#1154

Tuberman Tommy

Tommy Tuberville Claims Airline Crew are Furries

Sep 24, 2026

A grotesque butcher named Slick Slaughter Sam with bulging eyes, a toothless grin, and a dirty apron holds a rusty cleaver and rotting sausages. A pile of stinky meat covered in 'Condemned' stamps is in the background.
#1153

Slick Slaughter Sam

Massive Meat Recall After USDA Bypass Scandal

Sep 24, 2026

Nor’easter Ned, a grotesque storm figure with a cloud body, wreaks havoc on a mini city. He's spewing rain and hurling wind.
#1152

Nor’easter Ned

Nor'easter Set to Batter East Coast, Bringing Heavy Rain and Wind

Sep 24, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting 'Windy Polo', a parody of Hurricane Polo, with a swirling cloud hairdo, manic grin, and stormy coastal backdrop.
#1151

Windy Polo

Hurricane Polo Sweeps the Pacific with Unprecedented Force

Sep 23, 2026

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