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Grotesque funeral home owner holding fake ashes, with a grinning skeleton in a casket. Over-the-top cartoon grotesque features.
#359

Urn Earnie

Ex-Funeral Home Owner Sentenced for Fake Ashes Scam

Mar 16, 2026

A satirical trading card image of Trump with an oversized head, pressing a red button labeled 'Kharg', surrounded by cartoon missiles and Kharg Island in chaos.
#356

Kharg Kook

Trump Suggests More Strikes on Iran's Kharg Island for Fun

Mar 16, 2026

A grotesque scientist uses a floating condom to study a cicada in the rainforest, surrounded by vibrant foliage and buzzing insects.
#355

Condom Cody

Scientists Use Improvised Condoms in Rainforest Study on Cicadas

Mar 16, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of Stormy Stan, a character with a stormy cloud head and winter coat, battling a megastorm with tornado and thundercloud in hand.
#353

Stormy Stan

Massive Megastorm Threatens Several US States

Mar 16, 2026

A grotesque, cartoonish police officer with green skin holds overflowing cornflakes labeled 'Suspicious Crunch'. The chaotic scene includes cereal-shaped police vehicles.
Hot#352

Cornflake Carl

Police Mistake Cornflakes for Drugs in Pontefract Raid

Mar 15, 2026

A comedic illustration of 'Dogecoin Deny', a chaotic dog character in a suit holding grant papers amidst an HVAC tangle.
#351

Dogecoin Deny

DOGE Cancels HVAC Grant After ChatGPT's DEI Flag

Mar 15, 2026

Grotesque armadillo with Texas and North Carolina flags, munching a road map, suitcase spilling 'I ❤️ NC' items, paw stuck in bear trap.
#350

Armadillah Dee

Armadillos Migrate from Texas to North Carolina

Mar 15, 2026

A grotesque cartoon humanoid robot struggling with a tiny screwdriver, amidst a cluttered workshop. Features exaggerated, comic chaos.
A grotesque cartoon humanoid robot struggling with a tiny screwdriver, amidst a cluttered workshop. Features exaggerated, comic chaos. — 3D version
Hot#349

Buggy Bot

Humanoid Robots Are Still Bugged by Tiny Tasks

Mar 15, 2026

A trading card featuring Pompous Pi, a grotesque mascot with a giant pizza slice for a head amidst mathematical chaos.
#348

Pompous Pi

How Pi Shapes Our World: From Rockets to Pizzas

Mar 15, 2026

A grotesque tourist named 'Sizzling Sam' drenched in fiery red salsa, bearing an exaggerated expression of agony amidst a courtroom setting.
Hot#347

Sizzling Sam

Judge Rules Against Tourist's Spicy Salsa Lawsuit

Mar 15, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style trading card of 'Nauseous Ned', a grotesque cruise ship-man hybrid with sick passengers. Features a Caribbean background.
#346

Nauseous Ned

Norovirus Outbreak on Princess Cruise Leaves 153 Passengers Ill in the Caribbean

Mar 15, 2026

Kim Jong Un with an oversized head, smug expression, surrounded by chaotic rocket launchers, his daughter taking selfies; exaggerated sea setting.
#345

Kim-ic Un-Lashed

North Korea Launches Missile Test Supervised by Kim Jong Un

Mar 15, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style card depicting a grotesquely exaggerated wild boar named 'Boarish Boris' causing chaos in a Berlin mall, pursued by bumbling police.
Hot#344

Boarish Boris

Wild Boar Causes Mall Pandemonium, Faces Blowgun-toting Berlin Police

Mar 14, 2026

Cartoon depiction of Kyrsten Sinema with exaggerated features, embracing a muscular security guard amidst a chaotic courtroom backdrop.
#343

Scandalous Sinema

Senator Kyrsten Sinema Admits to Romantic Affair with Security Guard Amid Lawsuit

Mar 14, 2026

Satirical card image of a businessman in the Oval Office with enormous, chaotic shoes and a nervous grin, surrounded by shoe paraphernalia.
Satirical card image of a businessman in the Oval Office with enormous, chaotic shoes and a nervous grin, surrounded by shoe paraphernalia. — 3D version
#342

Shoehorn Sean

Oval Office Struggles with Oversized Shoes: A Comedy of Fuss and Footwear

Mar 14, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of 'Chaotic Chem Carl', an air traffic controller with bulging eyes and a chemical odor, amidst a chaotic control center scene.
#341

Chaotic Chem Carl

DC Airport Chaos: Flights Halt Due to Mysterious Chemical Smell

Mar 14, 2026

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