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Cartoon parody trading card showing a caricatured former U.S. president in oversized witness chair with swirling question marks, reporters with wild expressions, and a slime banner reading AMERICANDAILY.COM.
#244

Clinton Clean Hands

Bill Clinton's Closed-Door Deposition in Epstein Probe Highlights "I Saw Nothing" Defense

Feb 28, 2026

Grotesque cartoon trading card showing a melting cartel boss under a blazing sun shaped like an airport departure board, with tangled airplanes and panicked travelers in the background.
#240

Mencho Melt-Down

Cartel Leader Reportedly Killed as Travel Chaos and Security Shockwaves Spread Across Mexico

Feb 23, 2026

Cartoon trading card with a detective caricature holding glowing magnifying glasses in front of towering stacks of hidden files while a nervous politician hides behind a curtain, with animated file pages and congressional signs in the background.
#234

Epstein File Fighter

Clinton Accuses Trump Administration of Epstein 'Cover-Up' as Files Draw Fire

Feb 17, 2026

Cartoon Garbage Pail Kids-style image of a megaphone-head Trump spewing tweets and chaos, with cartoon primates labeled Barack and Michelle emerging in a satire of the controversial racist video.
#226

Apes of Outrage

Trump Shares and Deletes Racist Obama Video, Draws Bipartisan Backlash

Feb 7, 2026

Grotesque cartoon trading card of two-headed Clinton buried in screaming Epstein files and surrounded by shadowy elites, slime and redaction bars.
#222

Clinton Collateral

Justice Dept's Release of Epstein Files Sparks Outrage, Conspiracy Theories About Elite Connections

Feb 2, 2026

Satirical Garbage Pail Kids-style cartoon of Donald Trump clutching a leaking ballot box while election officials panic in a slime-filled warehouse.
#221

Ballot-Box Don

Trump's Midterm Strategy Targets Election Gatekeepers as Democrats Brace for 2026 Battles

Jan 31, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style cartoon of Venezuela's acting president defying a frantic Uncle Sam over oil, with an "AMERICANDAILY.COM" slime banner.
#216

Delcy "No Más Orders"

Venezuela's Interim Leader Pushes Back Against U.S. Pressure Over Oil and Sovereignty

Jan 26, 2026

Cartoon of a caricature ICE agent and ghostly fallen protest figure amid snowy Minneapolis protests with slogans against federal enforcement.
#214

Agent Freeze Tag

Federal agents fatally shoot Minneapolis resident amid protests over ICE operations

Jan 24, 2026

Grotesque cartoon protester fused with barbed wire screaming into a melting megaphone during chaotic anti-immigration policy protests.
#211

Border Riot Benny

Nationwide protests explode over Trump's renewed immigration crackdown

Jan 21, 2026

Cartoon Garbage Pail Kids-style illustration of an over-the-top ICE agent robot firing pepper balls at protesters, with police cars, snowballs, and a tiny Trump figure waving an "Insurrection Act!" flag.
#205

Trigger-Happy Ted

Second Minneapolis ICE-Related Shooting Sparks Renewed Protests and National Tensions

Jan 15, 2026

Satirical Garbage Pail Kids-style cartoon of a blackout monster controlling surveillance drones and riot shield puppets, symbolizing Iran's protest crackdown and internet shutdown.
#202

Blackout Bobblehead

Deadly Iran Protests Escalate as Government Blames Foreign Actors and Cuts Off Internet

Jan 12, 2026

Cartoon parody card of a sentient car named Good Grief Gwen getting hit by a gunshot from a robot ICE agent amid protest signs and cameras in Minneapolis.
#198

Good Grief Gwen

Outrage and Protest as ICE Agent Fatally Shoots Minneapolis Woman During Immigration Operation

Jan 8, 2026

Grotesque cartoon trading card of a panicked Venezuelan dictator dragged into court while a storm-cloud judge threatens missile strikes, rendered in Garbage Pail Kids-style satire.
#195

Courtroom Caudillo

Venezuela's Maduro Faces Court Appearance as Trump Threatens Escalating Military Strikes

Jan 5, 2026

A grotesque cartoon monster made of tangled cameras, redacted photos, and slimy figures representing Trump, Clinton, Gates and others stumbling out of a leaking vault, satirizing the release of Epstein photos with political tension.
#172

Ooze Files Freddy

House Democrats Release Epstein Photos of Trump, Clinton, Gates and Others, Sparking Political Outrage

Dec 13, 2025

Cartoon trading card showing "Bet-Slip Buster", a fedora-wearing mob-bookie caricature in a pinstripe suit with a tie made of bet-slips, standing in a smoky casino back-room with cash bags and piles of slips; behind him a giant screen reads 'ODDS OFFICIAL: MOB RATE' and 'LINE SHIFT: 2M+'; on the banner above: "AMERICANDAILY.COM"; at the bottom: nameplate "BET-SLIP BUSTER" with caption "When the house takes bets, the house takes over the house."
#153

Bet-Slip Busters

New Jersey Cracks Down on Mob-Linked Sports Betting Ring Run Through Student Agents

Nov 23, 2025

Cartoon trading-card showing "Cover-Up Commander": a general-uniformed caricature of Trump with medals "Silence", "Denial", "Image Repair", standing next to a business-suit masked figure (Crown Prince) whose mask is sliding off; a giant red stamp hammers onto a "KHASHOGGI FILES" dossier with black redaction; broken microphones and flash-cameras around; top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM" in slime font; bottom nameplate "COVER-UP COMMANDER" with caption "When you salute the culprit, the truth taps out."
#149

Cover-Up Commander

Trump Praises Saudi Crown Prince Despite U.S. Intel Linking Him to Khashoggi Murder

Nov 19, 2025

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