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Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring 'Cocaine Kardashian' with exaggerated features, underwear stuffed with white powder, in a chaotic customs scene.
#725

Cocaine Kardashian

UK Police Discover Cocaine Worth $9.3M Hidden in Kim Kardashian's Underwear Line

May 19, 2026

A grotesque tourist in a Hawaiian shirt scales a zoo fence with a huge Bitcoin, causing chaos in a monkey enclosure.
#720

Crypto Climbing Carl

Americans Arrested for Crypto Stunt in Zoo Enclosure

May 18, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style trading card featuring a grotesque caricature of Trump with dollar signs in bulging eyes, cash spewing ears, and a morphing gavel, against a distorted Washington D.C. background.
#713

Taxing Trump

Trump’s IRS Lawsuit Reveals $1.8 Billion Slush Fund Plot

May 17, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of 'Bonded Builder Dalton', a warped construction worker with dollar bills flying out of pockets and bullet-riddled courthouse.
#709

Bonded Builder Dalton

Builder Dalton Eatherly's Bond Set at $1.2M After Courthouse Incident

May 16, 2026

Hacker twins with tangled tech gear and glitching screens caught in a recording accident, surrounded by malfunctioning digital chaos.
#706

Gaffe Glyphs

Hacker Twins Forget to End Recording, Stream Their Own Crimes

May 15, 2026

Satirical trading card of 'Horrifying Hamas Harry' with grotesque features and ghostly laughing figures in a chaotic scene.
#705

Horrifying Hamas Harry

New Report Details Systematic Sexual Violence in Hamas Attacks

May 15, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a pregnant woman giving birth on a prison floor, surrounded by gawking guards, in the style of Garbage Pail Kids.
#701

Prison Labor Patty

Alabama Woman Alleges Giving Birth on Prison Floor as Guards Watch

May 14, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring a grotesque caricature of a mayor with oversized rabbit ears, a Chinese-stitch mayoral sash, yuan bills spilling from pockets, and red tape turning into paper dragons, all under the banner 'AMERICANDAILY.COM'.
#694

Agenty Andy

Arcadia Mayor Resigns Amid Charges of Acting as Chinese Government Agent

May 12, 2026

A grotesque character, 'Bulletproof Benny', smirking in a bullet-riddled prison suit, holding a parking meter and state law book, with a humorous 'Firing Squad is LEGAL!' billboard in the background.
#684

Bulletproof Benny

Mississippi Billboard Warns: 'Firing Squad is Legal' to Criminals

May 9, 2026

A grotesque trio forcing confused space engineers to dig an oversized dog's grave at a cartoon launch site. Banner reads 'AMERICANDAILY.COM' at the top and 'Graveyard Gus' at the bottom.
#681

Graveyard Gus

Space Engineers Forced to Dig Dog's Grave in Ambush

May 8, 2026

Trading card of 'Chesty Clavicular', a grotesquely muscled influencer, unsuccessfully taking on an inflatable alligator with comically malfunctioning gear in a swamp.
#679

Chesty Clavicular

Influencer Charged After Ill-Fated Alligator Shooting Attempt

May 8, 2026

A grotesque illustration of a teacher with exaggerated features observing students drinking vodka shots on her doorstep, styled as a Garbage Pail Kid.
#672

Vodka Vicky

Teacher Suspended After Students Caught Drinking Vodka on Her Doorstep

May 7, 2026

A grotesque Secret Service agent brandishes a large firearm and walkie-talkie, near a cartoonishly smoking White House and wobbling Washington Monument.
#662

Trigger-Happy Harry

Secret Service Gunfire Incident Briefly Locks Down White House

May 5, 2026

A grotesque Taco Bell employee with a squirt gun, bulging eyes, and soda overflow, attacking two horrified customers hiding behind giant tacos.
#659

Vengeful Vinnie

Taco Bell Employee Allegedly Shoots Customers in Soda Dispute

May 4, 2026

A grotesque character named Noxious Nibby with exaggerated features holds a rat poison box and baby food jar in a chaotic scene with police lights.
#658

Noxious Nibby

Austrian Police Arrest Suspect After Rat Poison Found in Baby Food

May 3, 2026

Cartoon of 'Blastoff Brad', a crazed former employee with an explosive expression, holding dynamite sticks, standing in front of a destroyed gym.
#656

Blastoff Brad

Former Employee Drives Explosives-Filled Car into Multnomah Athletic Club

May 3, 2026

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