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#478

Chopper Kid

Army Probes Helicopters Hovering at Kid Rock's Poolside Salute

Mar 31, 2026

#473

Inferno Ike

Iran Warns U.S. Troops of Fiery Consequences Amid Tensions

Mar 30, 2026

A grotesquely exaggerated Houthi fighter with bulging eyes, massive head, oozing missile, chaotic wartime setting, and a comically dangerous pose.

#458

Missile Maniac

Houthi Missile Strikes on Israel Escalate Tensions with Iran

Mar 28, 2026

A grotesque senator with a wide-open mouth stands in front of the Eiffel Tower, holding a suitcase labeled 'Iran War Kit' as mini world leaders pop out.

#426

Ruckus Rubio

Rubio's Diplomatic Tour to Sell Iran War to G7 Allies

Mar 25, 2026

A trading card of Kim Jong-un with a nuclear missile head, chaotic military bunker, and humorously exaggerated features.

#419

Kim Jong-Boom

North Korea's Nuclear Threats: Kim Jong-un Targets US

Mar 24, 2026

Grotesque deep-sea miner with a massive scaly head among sea creatures, grasping a military submarine in a satirical underwater scene.

Grotesque deep-sea miner with a massive scaly head among sea creatures, grasping a military submarine in a satirical underwater scene. — 3D version

#418

Pacific Pete

China's influence hits new depths with deep-sea mining

Mar 24, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting a comically grotesque, Trump-like character, mishandling a missile balloon and toy drone, with a silly oil facility in the background.

#411

Donald Defusal

Trump Halts Strike Plans After Productive Iran Talks

Mar 23, 2026

A grotesquely exaggerated Trump with flaming hair and nuclear smoke spewing mouth, clutching a 'Power Plant Obliterator' remote and Twitter bird.

#405

Titanic Trump

Trump Threatens to 'Obliterate' Iranian Power Plants Over Strait of Hormuz Closure

Mar 22, 2026

A goofy caricature of a Danish general panickedly lighting oversized TNT sticks, showing grotesque features and a chaotic background scene.

#402

Explosive Erik

Denmark's Secret Plan to Sabotage Greenland Runways During Potential US Invasion

Mar 21, 2026

#400

Jogging Jacques

Sailor's Fitness App Outs French Aircraft Carrier

Mar 21, 2026

Cartoon of 'Strait-Jacket Trump' with exaggerated features, holding a NATO-emblemed globe and toy soldiers, chaotic Middle East Strait backdrop.

#395

Hormuz Hooligan

Trump Criticizes NATO Allies Over Strait of Hormuz Dispute

Mar 20, 2026

Kim Jong Un's daughter driving a tank in a chaotic, colorful scene with exaggerated features in Garbage Pail Kids style.

#391

Tank Tod Ju Ae

Kim Jong Un's Daughter Drives Tank During North Korean Drill

Mar 20, 2026

A grotesque military general with oversized head, clutching cash grenades and standing on a crumbling world globe, surrounded by falling piggy bank bombs.

#386

Spendy Pete

Potential $200 Billion Iran War Budget Worries

Mar 19, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump juggling bombs, fiery hair smoking, on an erupting gas field background.

#381

Blistering Bombastic

Trump Threatens Explosion of World's Largest Gas Field

Mar 19, 2026

A distorted general with a head shaped like a chaotic map of Iran, surrounded by crashing military vehicles and a torn strategy plan.

#378

Blunder Bradley

U.S. Military's Epic Iran Blunder Becomes Spectacular Failure

Mar 19, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a French General with exaggerated features holding a model Titanic sinking into a toilet labeled 'Middle East', swatting away drones with a baguette.

#372

General Jean Smugot

French General Mocks Trump's Hormuz Help Requests with 'Titanic' Analogy

Mar 18, 2026