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A grotesque woman with a huge head, tangled hair, and massive smartphone drives a cluttered car, attending a Zoom court session.
#445

Zoomina Louise

Zoom Court Chaos: Woman Caught Driving During Hearing

Mar 27, 2026

Cartoon of an OnlyFans exec with a piggy bank head spilling coins, tight suit with bursting buttons, holding merchandise, and standing on cash.
#440

OnlyBans Stan

The Frenzied Race to Sell OnlyFans Amidst Rising Popularity

Mar 26, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Melania Trump with an exaggeratedly glamorous expression standing beside a malfunctioning humanoid robot, holding a pencil-shaped microphone.
#438

Robotics Melania

Melania Trump Introduces Humanoid Robot at Technology Event

Mar 26, 2026

A grotesque trading card of 'Teleportation Todd', a bizarre FEMA official with teleportation-themed features and a chaotic background.
#436

Teleportation Todd

FEMA Officer's Teleportation Claims Deemed Ill-Suited for Role

Mar 26, 2026

Grotesque trading card illustration featuring GPU Guzzling Gabe with exaggerated features and a massive GPU, highlighting technology smuggling.
#406

GPU Guzzling Gabe

Supermicro Co-founder Arrested for Smuggling $2.5 Billion in GPUs to China

Mar 22, 2026

A grotesque scientist holding a 'Fart Tracker 3000' with plugged nose and smart underwear, amidst green gas clouds and a messy lab.
A grotesque scientist holding a 'Fart Tracker 3000' with plugged nose and smart underwear, amidst green gas clouds and a messy lab. — 3D version
#403

Gas-Passing Garrett

Researchers Invent Device to Track Human Flatulence

Mar 22, 2026

A grotesque AI character with a vending machine head and binary eyes sits on a dingy chair with a cart spilling AI models. Warehouse background.
#401

Vending Vic

Concerns Rise as OpenClaw's AI Models Turn into Commodities

Mar 21, 2026

A trading card featuring Jogging Jacques, a panicked sailor with an oversized head, comically exposing a ship's location via a giant smartphone while jogging.
#400

Jogging Jacques

Sailor's Fitness App Outs French Aircraft Carrier

Mar 21, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Elon Musk depicted with exaggerated features in a chaotic scene, holding a birdcage with escaping Twitter bird amidst melting ticker displays.
#398

Musk Mislead

Elon Musk Found Liable for Misleading Twitter Investors Pre-Acquisition

Mar 21, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Update Ulysses': a character with a computer screen head displaying an update wheel, surrounded by chaotic digital cables and glitches.
#396

Update Ulysses

Microsoft Ends Nightmarish Windows Updates with Indefinite Pause Option

Mar 20, 2026

Trading card of a robot 'Shopbot Sheldon,' failing at AI shopping, with glitched screens, shopping bags, and sparks flying.
Trading card of a robot 'Shopbot Sheldon,' failing at AI shopping, with glitched screens, shopping bags, and sparks flying. — 3D version
#394

Shopbot Sheldon

AI's Wobbling Start in Online Shopping and What Comes Next

Mar 20, 2026

A grotesque half-human, half-robot banker character with mechanical features and a binary code spewing ledger, representing AI in banking.
#384

Banker Bot Barry

HSBC to Replace Human Workers with AI Amid Tech Shift

Mar 19, 2026

Trading card of 'NFT Nutty Ned' with a grotesquely oversized head, glowing digital artwork, and tech chaos swirling background.
#383

NFT Nutty Ned

Creator of $69M NFT Still Thrilled by Digital Art Revolution

Mar 19, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Algorithmic Alan' with a giant CPU head, binary spewing mouth, and crumbling tech attire in a digital chaos scene.
A grotesque cartoon of 'Algorithmic Alan' with a giant CPU head, binary spewing mouth, and crumbling tech attire in a digital chaos scene. — 3D version
#377

Algorithmic Alan

AI Research Overlooks Internet Devastation

Mar 18, 2026

A grotesque character with a massive head and swirling eyes crushed by computers, chased by robots with profit bags. Background of broken piggy banks.
#374

Anxious AI-Annie

Americans Demand Government Intervention Against AI-Driven Job Losses

Mar 18, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring an AI robot in chaotic military attire, with mechanical parts and exaggerated clunky medals.
#369

AI Army Al

China Bets Big on AI-Powered Military Forces

Mar 18, 2026

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