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Grotesque trading card depicting Tinder Takashi with a smartphone head, yen-stuffed mouth, in a cluttered room. Satirical representation of Japan's Tinder payment initiative.
#592

Tinder Takashi

Japanese Initiative: Earn 20,000 Yen for Tinder Usage

Apr 20, 2026

Trading card depicting a grotesque robot soldier with dented head, mismatched eyes, wires drooling from mouth, and sparking malfunctioning parts on a chaotic battlefield.
#591

Mechanized Myles

Ukraine Deploys 25,000 Ground Robots for Frontline Duty

Apr 20, 2026

A grotesque video game developer with bulging eyes and greasy hair, adjusting an 'incest dial' in an arcade setting.
#573

Patched Pete

Street Fighter 6 Receives Patch Over Family Connections Controversy

Apr 16, 2026

A grotesque card of 'Trumpfone Tony' with a phone head displaying Trump's face, malfunctioning sparks, and gaudy attire set amid a launch party fiasco.
#570

Trumpfone Tony

Trump Mobile Debuts Gaudy Redesigned Phone with Political Undertones

Apr 15, 2026

A grotesque character with a massive head and bewildered expression holding a giant needle, surrounded by confusing blood test charts and clutter.
#567

Self-Testin' Timmy

DIY Blood Tests Leave Consumers Confused and Concerned

Apr 15, 2026

Trading card of a grotesquely exaggerated Pavel Durov with a giant encryption key amid melting apps, parodying tech privacy claims.
#554

Protected Pavel

Telegram Founder Durov Critiques WhatsApp's Encryption

Apr 13, 2026

Grotesque caricature of a young man with a Molotov cocktail labeled 'AI Fear Juice,' surrounded by devilish robots, chaotic San Francisco skyline.
#551

Molotov Moreno

Sam Altman Firebomber's AI Doomsday Fears

Apr 13, 2026

A grotesque tech executive with a computer-like head, wires sticking out, dressed in grimy attire and circuit patterns. He holds a broken monitor oozing green text 'You Own Nothing!' with a background of electronic waste.
#542

Broken Byte Benny

Framework CEO Declares PC Industry is Dead, Advocates for Ownable Computers

Apr 11, 2026

A grotesque air traffic controller with arcade terminals for managing planes, vividly exaggerated features, neon colors, and an oversized head.
#539

Joystick Joe

FAA Recruits Gamers to Become Air Traffic Controllers

Apr 10, 2026

Grotesque trading card featuring Mythos Mitch, an AI monster composed of circuit boards and digital detritus, towering over terrified humans.
#536

Mythos Mitch

Anthropic's Latest AI Model 'Mythos' Reshapes the Future of AI

Apr 10, 2026

A grotesque IT worker with outlandish features reveals government passwords like 'SNOOPY123'. The scene is chaotic with broken tech and blaring alarms.
#535

Breachy Beauregard

Hungarian Government Passwords Leaked, Including 'Snoopy' and 'Password'

Apr 10, 2026

A satirical Garbage Pail Kids-style card depicting 'Nuke'em Nelly' with electromagnetic and blackout bombs, set against a destroyed cityscape.
#534

Nuke'em Nelly

North Korea Conducts New Weapon Tests with Electromagnetic Blackout Bombs

Apr 10, 2026

A grotesque character named 'Kim Klunker' in a messy suit is holding a smoking laptop, nervously evading an office portrait of Kim Jong Un with flags and question marks in a speech bubble.
#531

Kim Klunker

Suspected North Korean IT Operative Exposed in Fake Job Interview

Apr 10, 2026

An Australian teen character with exaggerated social media tattoos, spiraled eyes, and a chaotic scene, satirizing Australia's social media ban.
#495

Banned Bruce

Australia's Teen Social Media Ban Faces Heavy Criticism

Apr 3, 2026

A GPK-style grotesque astronaut of Elon Musk holding a rocket bank amid space-themed chaos, representing SpaceX's IPO.
#490

Galactic Gadabout

SpaceX Files for IPO, Eyeing Galactic Market Debut

Apr 2, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Farmhand Freddie with an oversized head, buck teeth, and filthy overalls, holding a smartphone with the OnlyFarms logo, surrounded by puzzled farm animals.
#468

Farmhand Freddie

White House's New OnlyFarms Website Puzzles Internet Users

Mar 29, 2026

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