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A grotesque fish character in a meat market, holding a '100% Beef!' sign, attempting to disguise itself as meat.
#435

Beefy Gill

Seafood Industry Tries Meat Makeover to Boost Fish Consumption

Mar 26, 2026

Grotesque Trump with toy phone, Iranian figure plugging ears, tankers labeled 'Fuel of a Talk' in a desert background.
#434

Bluster Donald

Trump Claims Talks With Iran Amid Disputed Communication

Mar 26, 2026

A satirical trading card titled 'Backwards Bernie' shows an anthropomorphic oil barrel with a twisted head rolling uphill while oil spills backward, representing market chaos.
#433

Backwards Bernie

Oil Market’s Backwardation Sends Energy Prices in Reverse

Mar 26, 2026

Illustration of 'Terminal Timmy', a grotesque traveler stuck in an endless TSA line with exaggerated features and comical airport chaos around.
#430

Terminal Timmy

Record-High TSA Wait Times Frustrate Travelers Nationwide

Mar 25, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting Bong-faced Benny, an eccentric with wild eyes and a dashboard bong, driving a dilapidated car.
#429

Bong-faced Benny

Criminal Drives with Built-in Bong, Arrested for 98th Time

Mar 25, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting 'Toeless Tucker,' a toe-sucking intruder in a messy crime scene, in the style of Garbage Pail Kids.
#428

Toeless Tucker

Man Sentenced to Prison for Toe-Sucking Break-In

Mar 25, 2026

Trading card of Kristi Noem on a carousel horse with awkward real horse legs, towing a butter Mount Rushmore at a chaotic fairground.
#427

Carousel Kristi

Kristi Noem's $20,000 Horse Ad Debacle

Mar 25, 2026

A grotesque senator with a wide-open mouth stands in front of the Eiffel Tower, holding a suitcase labeled 'Iran War Kit' as mini world leaders pop out.
#426

Ruckus Rubio

Rubio's Diplomatic Tour to Sell Iran War to G7 Allies

Mar 25, 2026

A satirical trading card showing Recession Richie, symbolizing economic downturn with grotesque features like a deflated suit and melting coins.
A satirical trading card showing Recession Richie, symbolizing economic downturn with grotesque features like a deflated suit and melting coins. — 3D version
#425

Recession Richie

Recession Odds Climb as Wall Street Wobbles

Mar 25, 2026

Cartoonish trading card featuring Deceptive Donovan, a grotesque political plotter with exaggerated features, surrounded by voting chaos.
#424

Deceptive Donovan

Election Plotters Use Spies and Lies to Tilt European Vote

Mar 25, 2026

A satirical trading card of a grotesque bear named Boner Bear with sticky fur, messy honey pot, and little blue pills, surrounded by chaotic honey factory setting.
A satirical trading card of a grotesque bear named Boner Bear with sticky fur, messy honey pot, and little blue pills, surrounded by chaotic honey factory setting. — 3D version
#422

Boner Bear

FDA Recalls 'Boner Bear Honey' for Undeclared Ingredients

Mar 24, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring Botched Benny, an inept bank robber with exaggerated features, juggling leaking bank bags and a calendar of failures.
#421

Botched Benny

Bank Robbery Fails: Man's 5-Day Heist Ends in a Measly $605

Mar 24, 2026

A grotesque trading card illustration of 'Fentanyl Fanny', a parody Barbie doll with neon slime, tangled pink hair, and a toxic discount store setting.
#420

Fentanyl Fanny

Possible Fentanyl-Contaminated Barbie Dolls Sold at Stores

Mar 24, 2026

A trading card of Kim Jong-un with a nuclear missile head, chaotic military bunker, and humorously exaggerated features.
#419

Kim Jong-Boom

North Korea's Nuclear Threats: Kim Jong-un Targets US

Mar 24, 2026

Grotesque deep-sea miner with a massive scaly head among sea creatures, grasping a military submarine in a satirical underwater scene.
Grotesque deep-sea miner with a massive scaly head among sea creatures, grasping a military submarine in a satirical underwater scene. — 3D version
#418

Pacific Pete

China's influence hits new depths with deep-sea mining

Mar 24, 2026

A grotesque, exaggerated Trump snaps a windmill while wielding a 'Fossil Fuel Fanatic' hammer, surrounded by broken turbines and floating bills.
#416

Windmill Wrecker

Trump's Unwavering War on Windmills Amid Energy Price Surge

Mar 24, 2026

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