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Grinning Trump caricature with oversized head near Strait of Hormuz, labeled 'Strait of Trump' in oil slick; gold Mar-a-Lago nearby.
#457

Strait-Wise Trump

Trump Renames Strait of Hormuz to 'Strait of Trump'

Mar 28, 2026

A grotesque sperm whale with exaggerated features juggling whale calves, surrounded by cheering sea life, in a colorful underwater setting.
A grotesque sperm whale with exaggerated features juggling whale calves, surrounded by cheering sea life, in a colorful underwater setting. — 3D version
#456

Synchronized Sammy

Scientists Observe Teamwork in Sperm Whale Birth

Mar 28, 2026

A wacky depiction of Tiger Woods with bandaids and a bent golf club as a crutch, alcohol bottles pouring out and toys of crashed cars around him.
#454

Turbulent Tiger

Tiger Woods Arrested on Suspicion of DUI After Florida Crash

Mar 27, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Correction Carl', a grotesque stockbroker in a chaotic stock exchange scene reflecting market downturn.
A satirical trading card featuring 'Correction Carl', a grotesque stockbroker in a chaotic stock exchange scene reflecting market downturn. — 3D version
#452

Correction Carl

Dow Plummets Nearly 800 Points, Triggering Correction

Mar 27, 2026

Cartoon of Belarus leader with comically oversized head, holding a decorated rifle and a 'Friendship Agreement' while a confused Kim Jong-un stands nearby.
#451

Gun-Toting Gus

Belarus and North Korea Sign Friendship Treaty with a Gun Gift Exchange

Mar 27, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting 'Zoo Pews Lou' in a chaotic scene with petting zoo animals and synagogue elements intermixed, capturing his angry, exaggerated, grotesque features.
A satirical trading card depicting 'Zoo Pews Lou' in a chaotic scene with petting zoo animals and synagogue elements intermixed, capturing his angry, exaggerated, grotesque features. — 3D version
#448

Zoo Pews Lou

Local Man Outraged by Unconventional Petting Zoo-Synagogue Setup across His Street

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump as a mail ballot with a presidential crown in a satirical trading card style.
#447

Mail-in Malcom

Trump Justifies Casting Mail Ballot with Presidential Privilege

Mar 27, 2026

A parody trading card depicting Donald Trump with a huge, smug face, holding a gaudy 'Very Special Boy' trophy, and surrounded by cheering miniature Republicans.
#446

Trophy Trump

Trump Ridiculed After Receiving 'Very Special Boy' Award from Republicans

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque woman with a huge head, tangled hair, and massive smartphone drives a cluttered car, attending a Zoom court session.
#445

Zoomina Louise

Zoom Court Chaos: Woman Caught Driving During Hearing

Mar 27, 2026

A satirical, grotesque trading card depicting an astronaut with a helmet full of confused sperm cells, floating in a chaotic space environment.
#444

Astro Nut Neil

Human Sperm Lost in Space: Groundbreaking Study Reveals Cosmic Confusion

Mar 27, 2026

A cartoonishly ugly shark in a Hawaiian shirt holds a coffee mug and pill bottles, surrounded by a partying yacht scene with litter.
A cartoonishly ugly shark in a Hawaiian shirt holds a coffee mug and pill bottles, surrounded by a partying yacht scene with litter. — 3D version
#443

Caffeinated Carl

Sharks in the Bahamas Test Positive for Cocaine and Caffeine

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque tanker captain leaking oil with a seagull on his shoulder, satirizing UK-Russia oil tanker tensions.
#442

Spillin’ Spencer

Russia Condemns UK's Plan to Stop Oil Tankers

Mar 27, 2026

A satirical Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring 'Dollar Bill Donald' with an oversized head resembling a dollar bill, exaggerating Donald Trump's features and signature scrawl in a chaotic currency scene.
#441

Dollar Bill Donald

Donald Trump Aims to Add His Signature to US Currency

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque character in a messy factory chugs fake soda, with a mischievous grin, stirring a bubbly vat amidst cluttered, broken machines.
A grotesque character in a messy factory chugs fake soda, with a mischievous grin, stirring a bubbly vat amidst cluttered, broken machines. — 3D version
#439

Counterfeit Cola Carl

Russian Factory Busted for Counterfeit Coca-Cola Production

Mar 26, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Dancefloor Darius', an Iranian disco dancer with a disco ball head and wild expression, reflecting the joy of cultural freedom at Turkey's border disco.
#437

Dancefloor Darius

Iranians Party Hearty at Turkey-Iran Border Disco

Mar 26, 2026

A grotesque trading card of 'Teleportation Todd', a bizarre FEMA official with teleportation-themed features and a chaotic background.
#436

Teleportation Todd

FEMA Officer's Teleportation Claims Deemed Ill-Suited for Role

Mar 26, 2026

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