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A grotesque bureaucrat with an oversized head frantically types on a sparking laptop while a drone targets chairs in a cluttered office space.

Seating Seymour

Palantir's AI Searches for Office Chairs for USDA

Mar 11, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a nervous government employee desperately trying to hide a glowing USB drive in his pocket, surrounded by scattered confidential papers in a shabby office.

Data Snatcher Dan

Government Employee Allegedly Stole Social Security Data on USB

Mar 11, 2026

Grotesque caricature of 'Frigid Kristi' with icy-blue skin, fur coat, chilling landscape with cupid knives. Comically tiny 'Corey' clings on desperately.

Grotesque caricature of 'Frigid Kristi' with icy-blue skin, fur coat, chilling landscape with cupid knives. Comically tiny 'Corey' clings on desperately. — 3D version

Frigid Kristi

Controversy Looms Over Ice Barbie and Lover's Affair

Mar 11, 2026

A cartoonish illustration of Pete Hegseth frantically holding a giant fruit basket and a pile of chairs while a crab clamps his leg. Dollar bills with crab claws float around.

Hefty Hegseth

Pete Hegseth Spends Billions on Bizarre Purchases

Mar 11, 2026

Sinking Sam, a grotesque sea captain with a battleship head and chaos around him, bails water as his naval hat floats off.

Sinking Sam

US Claims Destruct of Iranian Naval Assets at Strait

Mar 11, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a businessman with a taco-shaped head amidst a taco rainstorm, symbolizing the chaotic Iran business climate.

Taco Timmy

US Businesses Grapple with Taco Market Mayhem amid Iran Tensions

Mar 11, 2026

Grotesque cartoon 'Strike Pete' slams missile gavel on Iran map amid oil spurts and flying jets, parodying war strike announcement.

Strike Pete

Trump Administration Announces Intense Strikes on Iran

Mar 10, 2026

A comedic illustration of Trump holding an oil barrel with a checklist of joke Supreme Leader candidates, surrounded by cartoonish Iranian symbols.

Decree Don

Trump Critiques Iran's Leadership Decision, Suggests Replacement

Mar 10, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Shortselling Sean', a stockbroker with dollar sign eyes, gleefully cutting a plummeting stock graph with hedge clippers, surrounded by playful stock market chaos.

A satirical trading card of 'Shortselling Sean', a stockbroker with dollar sign eyes, gleefully cutting a plummeting stock graph with hedge clippers, surrounded by playful stock market chaos. — 3D version

Shortselling Sean

Hedge Funds Ramp Up Short Bets Amid Market Rout

Mar 10, 2026

Cartoonish depiction of Trump as 'Cuban Commander,' with oversized features and a fuel pump, on a mini Cuban island with fireworks.

Cuban Commander

Trump Proposes a ‘Friendly Takeover’ of Cuba Amid Deepening Fuel Crisis

Mar 10, 2026

A satirical trading card showing Sleeper Selly, a spy character with a pillow head and spy gear, in a comical scene with spy dolls.

A satirical trading card showing Sleeper Selly, a spy character with a pillow head and spy gear, in a comical scene with spy dolls. — 3D version

Sleeper Selly

Iran May Be Activating Sleeper Cells, Alert Says

Mar 10, 2026

A cartoon of 'Dippy Dan', an onion-headed chef frantically juggling tubs of onion dip, surrounded by a chaotic market scene.

Dippy Dan

Philadelphia Food Stand Flooded with 600 Mystery Onion Dip Tubs

Mar 10, 2026

A caricature of Trump sits on a leaking oil barrel, chaotic cityscape in the background. Named Crude Don, with exaggerated hair and a puckered mouth.

Crude Don

Trump Causes Worldwide Panic Over Surging Oil Prices

Mar 10, 2026

Cartoon teenager in oversized hoodie mistakenly donates bag of weed and cash to a charity shop, with shocked shop worker holding donation box.

Cartoon teenager in oversized hoodie mistakenly donates bag of weed and cash to a charity shop, with shocked shop worker holding donation box. — 3D version

Donation Duncan

New Zealand Charity Gets Unwanted Weed and Cash Donation

Mar 9, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting Kristi Noem in a graveyard scene, with a shocked expression, oversized head, and comedic elements mocking her political downfall.

A satirical trading card depicting Kristi Noem in a graveyard scene, with a shocked expression, oversized head, and comedic elements mocking her political downfall. — 3D version

Noemour Kidding

SNL Skewers Kristi Noem's Political Decline in Weekend Update

Mar 9, 2026

A comically exaggerated scientist with crazy eyes holds a crystal ball and a stack of Epstein-motif bills, thought bubbles floating around his head.

A comically exaggerated scientist with crazy eyes holds a crystal ball and a stack of Epstein-motif bills, thought bubbles floating around his head. — 3D version

Telekinesis Tony

UCSD Professors Seek Funding from Jeffrey Epstein for Telepathy Research

Mar 9, 2026

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