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Parody trading card: cartoon thieves on motorbikes speed out of the Louvre's gallery holding a glittering crown and jewels, a shocked museum guard and tourists look on, the glass pyramid entrance shut with "Closed For Exceptional Reasons," banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM" above.
#113

Crown Loot Lunatics

Brazen Heist at the Louvre: Priceless Jewellery Stolen, Museum Shuts Down

Oct 19, 2025

Parody trading card: monstrous crypto overlord dragging chained investors by glowing "hash-link" chains, holding a coin in one hand and a pickaxe in the other. In the background are forced labor camps, guard towers, mining silhouettes. Top banner reads "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#103

Chains of Crypto

Authorities Charge Crypto Scheme Tied to Forced Labor Camps

Oct 15, 2025

Cartoon parody of a slime creature sabotaging cell towers with giant plugs, panicked people with blank phones, Secret Service agent uncovering racks of SIM servers and piles of SIM cards, UN building skyline at night; top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#063

Saboteur Sam

Secret Service Dismantles Telecom Threat Capable of Crippling NYC Cell Service

Sep 23, 2025

Cartoon-parody of Jensen Huang eating retro Bonkers candy pieces labelled with $100B, AI Compute, Data Centers; Sam Altman holds huge scroll "H-1B Visa Fee: $100,000"; Trump caricature in background with megaphone; candy wrappers flying; top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#061

Bonkers Burnout

Nvidia & OpenAI CEOs Call Trump's $100,000 H-1B Visa Fee "Bonkers" Amid $100B AI Investment

Sep 22, 2025

Cartoon of FCC Chair as mob boss behind desk with tentacles, snake-hair, gold FCC chain, license and script on desk, banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption License or Leg Breaks!
#049

Don Carr the License Godfather

Ted Cruz Blasts FCC Chair Carr: Compares License Threats to Mob Tactics

Sep 19, 2025

Caricature of Trump brandishing a gavel and scroll $15B, standing on NYT newspapers, banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption Sue, Set, Match!
#034

Libel Litigator Trump

Trump Files $15 Billion Lawsuit Against New York Times Over Alleged Libel

Sep 16, 2025

Cartoon parody of a diplomat standing before a burning Doha skyline and cracked Gulf map, holding phone cords, banner 'AMERICANDAILY.COM', caption 'Trust Burned!
#019

Doha Firestorm Diplomat

Arab-U.S. Relations Strain After Israeli Strike in Qatar

Sep 11, 2025

Cartoon meme of Hyundai Havoc Hank, a frantic ICE agent with bulging eyes and a chain labeled 'Raids R Us,' dragging terrified workers away from a crumbling Hyundai-LG EV plant sign reading '$7.6B EV Dream.' A small charter plane labeled 'Charter Home' flies overhead.
#004

Hyundai Havoc Hank

Cartoon Meme on the ICE Raid at the Hyundai-LG EV Plant

Sep 10, 2025

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