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Cartoon of a monstrous Trump-like figure planting a flag "U.S. TikTok ≈ $14B" on a cracked floating smartphone island built of data servers and algorithm towers, a wounded dragon (ByteDance) below, corporate minions (Oracle, Silver Lake, MGX) surrounding with cash and scrolls, sky banner "Executive Decree: TikTok U.S."
#069

Flag Planting Frank

Trump Greenlights TikTok U.S. Sale via Executive Order, Valued at ~$14B

Sep 25, 2025

Cartoon of a grim "RIF Reaper" in a ragged suit wielding a pink scythe over fearful federal employees with badges, a dark White House in the background, thought bubble of a calendar flipping to October 1, slime and pink slip visuals, top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#068

Pink Slip Percy

White House Orders Agencies to Prepare Mass Firings in Event of Shutdown

Sep 25, 2025

Cartoon parody of two monstrous political figures pressing levers over a smoking "Shutdown Machine," with citizens hanging by ropes, a clock ticking to Sept. 30, top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#066

Freefall Freddie

Thune and Schumer Play Tug of War Over Shutdown Deadline

Sep 24, 2025

Cartoon trading card of a bloated Fed chair blowing a huge "Bubble" balloon in a room full of sector balloons, a crack forming in the floor labeled "Risk," investors riding a rollercoaster of stock charts, sharp contrasts of light and shadow.
#064

Bubble-Bloat Barry

Powell Warns Stock Prices Are "Fairly Highly Valued" as Risks Creep In

Sep 23, 2025

Cartoon parody of a monstrous Trump-figure clutching a cracked, slime-oozing globe at a UN podium, skeletons of "Globalist Institutions" collapsing behind him, many nations' flags drooping, thought bubble with trophy "Sovereignty Champion," crises labeled around stage edges.
#062

Globe-Stager Gregor

Trump's UNGA Speech Uses "America First" Banner as Global Crises Roil

Sep 23, 2025

A satirical trading card mocking the Pentagon's new policy requiring journalists to sign a pledge forbidding them from publishing even unclassified information unless previously approved - with threat of losing credentials.
#060

Pledge-Lock Percy

Pentagon Restricts Media Access, Mandates Pledge to Avoid Reporting Unapproved Info

Sep 22, 2025

Cartoon of monstrous AI overlord standing over a cracked globe, surrounded by Nobel experts holding stop-sign paddles with AI red lines, UN building and treaties in background, top banner reading AMERICANDAILY.COM, bottom caption area.
#059

Red-Line Ronnie

Nobel Laureates Demand Binding Global Red Lines for AI Safety by 2026

Sep 22, 2025

Cartoon of a slime-covered Democrat holding chains labeled "ACA Subsidies" and "Medicaid Protections" over a cliff marked "Government Shutdown," opposed by a smug GOP figure, with worried citizens at the edge and thought bubble of protesters above.
#058

Leverage Larry

Democrats Threaten Shutdown Over GOP Rejection of Health Care Protections

Sep 22, 2025

Cartoon of monstrous "Data Dump Donald" clutching slime-covered TikTok logo, conjoined Murdoch twins, Ellison & Dell tangled in wires, wounded ByteDance dragon, dripping slime, with "AMERICANDAILY.COM" slime banner overhead and melting text caption below.
#056

Patriot-Parsellin' Patroneer

Murdochs, Dell & Ellison Join Trump in Push to Take Over TikTok Control Under U.S. Deal

Sep 21, 2025

A parody card showing a bandaged ballot box creature holding a torch shaped like a voting slip, standing before cracked pillars labeled Polarization, Disinformation, Voter Suppression; voters holding signs "Count Every Vote," "Truth Matters"; top banner AMERICANDAILY.COM; caption Stand Tall, Vote All!
#055

Resilient Rosie

Strength in the Storm: How Americans Aim to Bolster Democracy Amid Challenges

Sep 21, 2025

Caricature of Trump in gold suit holding a glowing gold Visa card, background vault of gold bars, crowd of visa holders with worn papers, banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption Gold's Rules, Visa's Tools!
#051

Golden Card Grifter

A satirical card showing Trump promoting exclusive visa privileges for the wealthy-shiny gold cards, proud swagger, and a crowd left wanting.

Sep 20, 2025

Caricature of Trump holding dripping fee receipt, visa hopefuls clutching passports, banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption Pay Up, Or Stay Back!
#050

Fee Fiend Trump

Trump Announces New H-1B Visa Fee Hikes, Drawing Criticism from Immigration Advocates

Sep 20, 2025

Cartoon of FCC Chair as mob boss behind desk with tentacles, snake-hair, gold FCC chain, license and script on desk, banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption License or Leg Breaks!
#049

Don Carr the License Godfather

Ted Cruz Blasts FCC Chair Carr: Compares License Threats to Mob Tactics

Sep 19, 2025

Snake-haired FCC chair serpent Carr wearing gold chain FCC, strangling mic, TV building crushed, audience with Free Speech sign, banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption When Tongues Wag, Licenses Hang!
#046

License Serpent Carr

FCC Chair Carr Warns ABC Over Kimmel Comments, Threatens License Action

Sep 19, 2025

Colbert and Kimmel hugging together, network executives silhouettes above, protest signs 'Free Speech!', banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption United by Laughs, Bound by Fear!
#045

Brotherhood Broadcast

Colbert & Kimmel Unite Amid ABC Show Suspension & Free Speech Clash

Sep 19, 2025

Tentacled monster choking a TV tower, silhouette host gagged, banners reading Free Speech and Censorship?, banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption Pull the Plug, Push the Fear!
#044

License Leech

ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel, Trump Floats Revoking Networks' Licenses Over Criticism

Sep 18, 2025

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